Engraving the vector SCP warning label geometry into yellow-on-black Trolase reduces the handwork to wiping off the dust:
The alert reader will note two missing holes due to an unfortunate oversight while rearranging the layout. One can adroitly fix such errors if the cut shapes don’t move, which is how it worked out:
With the obverse done, another fixture aligns them for a branding pass on the reverse:
This is starting to make sense in a peculiar sort of way …