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Category: Oddities

Who’d’a thunk it?

  • Humana Email Unsubscribe FAIL: Redux

    Around this time last year, Humana was spamming me with emails sporting a misconfigured unsubscribe link, so that I could not get myself off their mailing list.

    This year, they have the unsubscribe link set up properly, except …

    Humana email unsubscribe rejection
    Humana email unsubscribe rejection

    Apparently my email address was good enough to get their junk email to me, but it’s not good enough for them to stop sending junk.

    I was pretty sure this was deliberate last year. Now, I’m certain.

    And they want me to trust them?

    You can’t make this stuff up.

  • First Year Diary

    First Year Diary

    Another layer of the memorabilia box produced my mother’s 1953 diary, with the first entry in my father’s hand:

    Diary - March 18 1953
    Diary – March 18 1953

    With the benefit of hindsight, some entries stand out:

    Diary - May 2 1953
    Diary – May 2 1953

    These were certainly not fresh from the garden:

    Diary - May 8 1953
    Diary – May 8 1953

    Perhaps reaching this stage required some persuasion:

    Diary - June 30 1953
    Diary – June 30 1953

    This required me to be outdoors:

    Diary - July 2 1953
    Diary – July 2 1953

    Mom’s case of “strep throat” required three penicillin injections to knock it down:

    Diary - July 22 1953
    Diary – July 22 1953

    I get up a little earlier and go to bed a little later nowadays, but I see absolutely nothing wrong with any of this:

    Diary - August 27 1953
    Diary – August 27 1953

    My eyesight was much better back then:

    Diary - September 29 1953
    Diary – September 29 1953

    Definitely an omen:

    Diary - December 8 1953
    Diary – December 8 1953

    My parents ran a restaurant out of the house:

    Nisleys Restaurant sign
    Nisleys Restaurant sign

    As you might expect, the diary tapers off after the first year.

  • Vintage Wakamoto Digestive Tablets

    Vintage Wakamoto Digestive Tablets

    Sorting out a box of memorabilia produced a dusty bottle full of crumbled brown pills:

    Vintage Wakamoto Digestive Tablets
    Vintage Wakamoto Digestive Tablets

    The English part of the label:

    Indication: Adequate and optimal treatment for gastrointestinal disorders, malnutrition, neurasthenia, tuberculosis, bere-beri, etc. It improves the appetite and promotes health

    Dose: 4-8 tablets[,] 3 times a day

    WAKAMOTO-HOMPO
    EIYOTO-IKUJINO-KAI, CO., LTD.
    SHIBA-PARK, TOKYO

    My father spent several years on an all-expenses-paid trip to the South Pacific between 1943 and 1945. I have no idea what relation that bottle might have to his adventures, but the English text suggests it’s not a souvenir of those times.

    Somewhat surprisingly, Wakamoto is still in business:

    Strong Wakamoto Tablets - Amazon
    Strong Wakamoto Tablets – Amazon

    I’m sure it’s good for what ails you …

  • Outdoor Sign Wiring

    Outdoor Sign Wiring

    A dentist’s office has been a-building for what seems entirely too long, but the outdoor sign finally went up. Being that type of guy, I had to take a closer look at how they wired up the LEDs:

    Outdoor sign LED wiring
    Outdoor sign LED wiring

    That’s exactly as half-assed as it looks: unprotected PVC wires emerging from raw holes drilled into the backplate and burrowing into unsealed laser-cut acrylic loosely seated behind the white character boxes.

    Everything you see is gonna be full of bugs in no time!

    I’ve done similar botch jobs, but generally for my own use …

  • Vintage Acrylic Unwarping

    Vintage Acrylic Unwarping

    Half a year ago, a stash of vintage acrylic sheets emerged from the Outer Darkness into the Shop Light:

    Acrylic Stockpile
    Acrylic Stockpile

    That big yellowed sheet is 9 mm = 3/8 inch thick, with an inch of warp, entirely enough to keep it out of the laser cutter.

    So I cleared some floor space and loaded the sheet with a collection of scrap steel sufficient to bend it the other way:

    Acrylic sheet unwarping
    Acrylic sheet unwarping

    The main weight comes from a perfectly sized snippet of railroad rail, topped off with steel disks, angle iron, and a rugged scissors jack

    The sheet didn’t touch the floor, so the weight kept stress on the plastic and it gradually flowed the other way:

    Mostly unwarped acrylic sheet
    Mostly unwarped acrylic sheet

    The center remains 5 mm higher than the edges and, given that cold-flowing is at best an exponential process, I recently declared victory and added it to the stockpile. I’ll gnaw off small pieces for any given project, so the remaining warp won’t matter.

    The rule of thumb says a CO₂ laser cutters needs 10 W per millimeter of acrylic, so my 60 W laser will be somewhat underpowered. Two or three passes should suffice and, for sure, nobody will kvetch about edge quality.

  • Squash Frog

    Squash Frog

    Mary persuaded the squash vine to run along the top of the garden fence, where it would get good sun, stay out from underfoot, and produce what we call aerosquash:

    Tree frog on squash - overview
    Tree frog on squash – overview

    That bright green spot is a misplaced tree frog:

    Tree frog on squash - detail
    Tree frog on squash – detail

    Well, maybe it’s the same frog we’ve seen elsewhere; it’s hard to tell with tree frogs.

    Not everything green is froglike, though:

    Green stink bug on squash
    Green stink bug on squash

    That one got dealt with … harshly.

  • The Stone

    The Stone

    Yeah, this is enough to knock your bike completely off course:

    The Stone - A
    The Stone – A

    The black smudge matches a scuff on the right sidewall of the front tire. I think I hit it in that orientation and it pivoted clockwise while lifting the bike and shoving the tire to the left.

    Another look from what was likely the right side of the shoulder:

    The Stone - B
    The Stone – B

    I’ll give it a decent burial out back … and be glad our roles aren’t reversed!