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Category: Home Ec

Things around the home & hearth

  • Bed Frame Feet

    Bed Frame Feet

    Quite some time ago I slipped felt pads under the feet holding the bed frame off the wood floor and recently noticed two of them perpetrating an escape. My first thought was a variation of the 3D printed Fuzzy Felt Feet holders under our power chairs, but the bed frame feet are much larger.

    The holders are basically rings surrounding the feet and felt, which LightBurn makes easy enough:

    Bed Frame Feet - LB layout
    Bed Frame Feet – LB layout

    The Foot Retainer is 6 mm plywood, the Plate and Felt Retainer are 3 mm.

    I fired a ranging shot to verify the sizes:

    Bed Feet - clamping
    Bed Feet – clamping

    Then do three more, apply wood glue, and deploy Too Many Clamps.

    The fuzzy felt feet are about 5 mm thick, so the 3 mm plywood shouldn’t quite touch the floor. Alas, the fuzz squishes more than I expected, so I added the chipboard Felt Spacers for a millimeter more clearance:

    Bed Feet - chipboard spacer
    Bed Feet – chipboard spacer

    They’re glued to the Plate with the felt adhesive side stuck to them:

    Bed Feet - fuzzy felt foot
    Bed Feet – fuzzy felt foot

    The felt and chipboard compress under load so now it behaves as it should:

    Bed Feet - installed
    Bed Feet – installed

    Gotta get better at gluing plywood together, though.

  • Laser Cutter: Fire Extinguisher Brackets

    Laser Cutter: Fire Extinguisher Brackets

    A Genuine Kidde Fyre Freez CO₂ extinguisher that Came With The House™ finally found its ideal location:

    Fyre Freez extinguisher - mounted
    Fyre Freez extinguisher – mounted

    It was last refilled 65 years ago:

    Fire Extinguisher Recharge Tag - 1957
    Fire Extinguisher Recharge Tag – 1957

    I know it’s still good, because the label has its 4 lb 7 oz refilled gross weight stamped into it, which is exactly what it weighs today.

    Walter Smith Welding Supplies may still be in business, perhaps in Poughkeepsie, but their former 18 Downs St location in Kingston has become Noble Gas Solutions:

    Noble Gas Solutions - 18 Downs St Kingston - 2019
    Noble Gas Solutions – 18 Downs St Kingston – 2019

    Back then, you could call Smith Welding at a four digit phone number in Kingston: 5061. Nowadays, you must call Noble Gas with three more digits: 338-5061. As Charles Stross observed, something like 70% of the future is already in place, because infrastructure is so tenacious.

    Heck, just look at that Quonset hut!

    Keep calm and extinguish on:

    Fyre Freez extinguisher - step 4
    Fyre Freez extinguisher – step 4

    Two thoughts spring to mind:

    • Most kitchen fires start waist-high (it’s the late 1950s: where else would she be?)
    • She’s gonna lose skin on that metal tank

    Seems to me a Fyre Freez will get cold enough to freeze skin while discharging, but I admit to not having actually tried it.

    Anyhow, given the overall basement decor, the brackets have the right general style:

    Fyre Freez extinguisher - bracket detail
    Fyre Freez extinguisher – bracket detail

    Here’s hoping its future will be as dull as its past …

  • Encounter With A Cash-for-House Scammer

    Encounter With A Cash-for-House Scammer

    This conversation started during the few hours when I had to turn off my phone’s incoming-call whitelist filter:

    Cash Home Sale SMS
    Cash Home Sale SMS

    Seems to me a cash-for-house buyer who believes anything the seller says about the property is both new to the “real estate” biz and not destined for a long career. Obviously, the whole exchange attempts to increase my engagement and make me agree with everything going on.

    Now, should you happen to be moving to the Mid-Hudson Valley and need a really nice shop with an attached house, let me know: we can work out a better deal.

    Protip: if you’re in a position to stack seven thousand Benjamins on our kitchen table, don’t get between us and and the horizon.

    There is a reason all my calls and texts go through a whitelist filter.

  • Drug Fact Sheet: Overdose

    Drug Fact Sheet: Overdose

    For reasons not relevant here, a new medication has entered the house, accompanied by its Drug Fact Sheet (blurred because you do not have a Need To Know):

    Drug Fact Sheet
    Drug Fact Sheet

    The background squares are a scant one foot across.

    The other side of the sheet is equally dense.

    One should review this with each refill to check for new or changed information. Of course, there are no change bars or similar hints.

    It might kill ya or cure ya, but you’ll never figure it out from that torrent of verbiage: just like software EULAs, nobody can possibly read and comprehend that stuff.

  • Rolltop Cupcake Box

    Rolltop Cupcake Box

    It’s actually the sample Bread Box, sized just about right for a cupcake or two:

    Rolltop cupcake box - closed
    Rolltop cupcake box – closed

    Even if I have a soft spot for cupcakes, it’s also the right size to corral the batteries we use on the bikes:

    Rolltop cupcake box - open
    Rolltop cupcake box – open

    I’d never done anything with flexible plywood sheets, so I started by cutting the door all by itself. Turns out 3 mm plywood flexes wonderfully well, which led to cutting the rest of the box.

    The zit on the left side is a knot on the “bad” side of the plywood, visible due to not reversing that piece to put its “good” side downward. I also had to re-cut the curved door guides along the front edge (using the paper support) after they fell through the stock (up on spikes) and got torched during subsequent cuts:

    Rolltop cupcake box - cutting guides
    Rolltop cupcake box – cutting guides

    The instructions recommend applying wax to the sliding surfaces and that’s a very good idea; although I used cutting wax, paraffin should work. In addition, I filed off the projecting edges of the guide plates around the interior curve, if only to be sure the door couldn’t possibly catch after it was permanently assembled.

    I glued it in about five stages to keep everything aligned, starting with the right rear corner stabilized by the bench block and eventually coaxing the left side over all those fingers.

    Hit the festi.info custom URL with all the build parameters to make your own, although you should tweak the measurements to suit your plywood.

  • Thermador In-Wall Heater

    Thermador In-Wall Heater

    Our house dates back to 1955 and features several fancy items not found in contemporary dwellings. Take, for example, the Thermador in-wall heater in the front bathroom:

    Thermador In-Wall Heater
    Thermador In-Wall Heater

    It has a finger-friendly design apparently intended to admit a small finger through the grille, where it can easily contact the resistance heating coil, so while we were moving in I snapped a GFI circuit breaker into that slot in the breaker panel. We advised our (very young) Larval Engineer of the hazard and had no further problem; as far as I know, that breaker never tripped and no fingers were damaged.

    Back then, while adding that breaker and cleaning the first half-century of fuzz out of the thing, I evidently blobbed silicone rubber on the screw terminals of the switch:

    Thermador In-Wall Heater - switch contacts
    Thermador In-Wall Heater – switch contacts

    They don’t make switches like that any more.

    For reasons not relevant here, we’ll be using it for the first time since we moved in, so I spent a while cleaning / blowing / brushing another two decades of fuzz out of it.

    Minus the fuzz, the heater no longer smells like a house on fire:

    Thermador In-Wall Heater - glowing
    Thermador In-Wall Heater – glowing

    If that doesn’t warm your buns, nothing will!

  • CPAP Hose Dryer: Filter Bottle

    CPAP Hose Dryer: Filter Bottle

    With the general idea being to dry a CPAP hose by pulling clean air through it, putting laser-cut MDF upwind of the inlet was a known-bad idea:

    CPAP Dryer - overview
    CPAP Dryer – overview

    It did, however, dry the tubing and the construction was Pretty Close™ to being the proper size.

    Making the stand from acrylic sheet eliminates the MDF stench:

    CPAP Dryer filter - acrylic stand - fitting end
    CPAP Dryer filter – acrylic stand – fitting end

    Incoming air passes through a dome-style N95 mask:

    CPAP Dryer filter - acrylic stand - filter end
    CPAP Dryer filter – acrylic stand – filter end

    The mask sets the overall size of the stand:

    CPAP Dryer - Filter holder - LB layout
    CPAP Dryer – Filter holder – LB layout

    Given that we’re not talking Level 4 Biohazard, any filter would work equally well. A dome mask has a nicely defined and self-supporting shape with a flange around the edge.

    The flange provides a convenient way to build the clamp ring, starting with a scan from the face side:

    Demetech Dome Mask - interior scan
    Demetech Dome Mask – interior scan

    Tracing the flange outline using GIMP’s Scissor Select tool and doing a little cleanup in Quick Mask mode produced a selection suitable for becoming a binary mask of the N95 mask:

    Demetech Dome Mask - perimeter mask
    Demetech Dome Mask – perimeter mask

    Ex post facto, I realized the mask has a sufficiently regular outline to fit a much simpler Beziér spline:

    CPAP Dryer - Filter holder - LB splines
    CPAP Dryer – Filter holder – LB splines

    That began in LightBurn as a circle fitting the lower part of the mask, converted to a path, then tweaked with the Node Editor to fit the top of the nose and add two nodes to pull the path inward on either side. In the unlikely event I make another bottle stand, the cut will be irrelevantly smoother.

    The hole in the clamp comes from insetting that path by the flange width of 4 mm, whereupon the N95 mask pretty much self-centers in the hole:

    CPAP Dryer filter - acrylic stand - filter clamp
    CPAP Dryer filter – acrylic stand – filter clamp

    You could draw a face on that thing…

    The four small holes fit M3 aluminum rivet nuts:

    CPAP Dryer filter - trimmed Rivnuts
    CPAP Dryer filter – trimmed Rivnuts

    They’re shortened by 1 mm (from the original length shown in the upper right) to fit 1 mm of mask sandwiched inside a pair of 3 mm acrylic sheets:

    CPAP Dryer filter - Rivnut installed
    CPAP Dryer filter – Rivnut installed

    The glowy edge-lit acrylic sheet has 4.8 mm holes for a snug push fit and the white clamp ring has 5.1 mm holes for a loose alignment fit. I drilled out the laser-cut holes for nice smooth sides.

    I picked a bottle large enough to also hold the mask’s elbow, so that it would dry in the same stream of clean air. So far, the elbows dry well enough on their own, but the bottle remains a convenient size for fitting the mask on its end.

    On the other end of the bottle, the lid gets a hose fitting turned from PVC pipe:

    CPAP Dryer - filter hose fitting glue rings
    CPAP Dryer – filter hose fitting glue rings

    The Official ResMed fittings on the masks and the AirSense 11 machine are about 20 mm long and just over 22 mm OD with a slight taper. The unheated hose has silicone rubber ends fitting very snugly around those cylinders, so I made the pipe fittings 25 mm long and 21 mm OD to ensure a low-effort, but still secure, fit.

    The grooves cut into the fitting anchor a generous hot-melt glue blob sealing it to the lid:

    CPAP Dryer - filter hose fitting inside
    CPAP Dryer – filter hose fitting inside

    Yes, the foam disk and the hole through the lid were both laser-cut. Making perfect circles in thin organic material with zero drama is wonderful.

    The downstream / mask end of the heated ClimateLine hose (left) is physically identical to the unheated hose ends, but the machine / upstream end (right) sports an electrical connector for the spiral heating element and the thermistor (in the white stud protruding into the mask end lumen):

    ResMed ClimateLine heated hose ends
    ResMed ClimateLine heated hose ends

    Yes, that does look a lot like a naked USB connector, as does the main power connection on the machine, and you can actually slide a Type A USB connector around it. The ResMed manual pointedly notes:

    •Do not insert any USB cable into the AirSense 11 device or attempt to plug the AC adaptor into a USB device. This may cause damage to the AirSense 11 device or USB device.
    •The electrical connector end of the heated air tubing is only compatible with the air outlet at the device end and should not be fitted to the mask.

    ResMed AirSense 11 Clinical Guide

    Protip: When you must carefully explain why T. C. Mits should not mate two obviously compatible and mutually antagonistic devices, your design-fu has failed.

    The four ribs inside the upstream end slide over a 23.5 mm cylinder, which is enough larger than the 22 mm cylinder on the machine to wiggle the not-USB connector into place. Without a connector to worry about, I turned a sleeve adapting the smaller fitting to those ribs:

    CPAP Dryer filter - heated hose bushing
    CPAP Dryer filter – heated hose bushing

    It’s 27 mm long to keep the lip of the silicone seal away from the setscrew, 23.5 mm OD to exactly fit between the ribs, and a 21.5 mm ID slip fit over the bottle snout.

    The tiny M3 setscrew lives in a hole tapped into the inner tube, because the sleeve is only 1 mm thick:

    CPAP Dryer filter - acrylic stand - bushing center drill
    CPAP Dryer filter – acrylic stand – bushing center drill

    The setscrew turns outward into a clearance hole drilled in the sleeve to lock it in place.

    The outer PVC pipe in the vise is a simple cylinder fixture bored to match the sleeve, so I could grab it in the lathe chuck / vise without distortion. Just the force from a normal grip squishes the fixture enough to keep the sleeve from turning / moving / getting annoyed.

    Improving the MDF fan box awaits a few parts, but, being downstream, isn’t on the critical path for drying hoses. The only trick is keeping the bottle inlet upstream of the fan exhaust.