It’s apparently been a good year for mushrooms at Vassar Farm:
My eyeblink reaction was “Wow! Those grew fast!” but they’re an Art on the Farm installation.
Category: Oddities
Who’d’a thunk it?
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Monthly Science: Cheap WS2812 LED Failures
The two knockoff Neopixel test fixtures went dark while their USB charger accompanied me on a trip, so they spent a few days at ambient basement conditions. When I plugged them back into the charger, pretty much the entire array lit up in pinball panic mode:
WS2812 LED – test fixture multiple failures Turns out three more WS2812 chips failed in quick succession. I’ve hotwired around the deaders (output disconnected, next chip input in parallel) and, as with the other zombies, they sometimes work and sometimes flicker. That’s five failures in 28 LEDs over four months, a bit under 3000 operating hours.
For lack of a better explanation: the cool chips pulled relatively moist air through their failed silicone encapsulation, quietly rotted out in the dark, then failed when reheated. After they spend enough time flailing around, the more-or-less normal operating temperatures drives out the moisture and they (sometimes) resume working.
Remember, all of them passed the Josh Sharpie Test, so you can’t identify weak ones ahead of time.
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Ersatz Yellow Pages Scam
These mailings generally carry a “trash before reading” interest level, but this one stands out:
Biz Directory Scam – the deal The Terms and Conditions feature some gems:
Biz Directory Scam – Terms and Conditions The first few sections suggest their past behavior has required some … admissions … to avoid future issues.
Section 9 says the laws of Florida apply and the “agreement is performable” (whatever that means) “at United Directories’ address located in Jacksonville Beach, Florida”. They’re so afraid of their customers that the only address appearing on the mailer is in Atlanta, Georgia, but a bit of poking around suggests their HQ is inside what looks like a beachfront house across from Joe’s Crab Shack or a biz building up the street.
Section 11 says your “listing” will be renewed every six months at $396, so you pay nigh onto 800 bucks a year for a “customizable web page” nobody visits.
Section 12 tells you “Unpaid accounts will incur a 10% late charge” and “Any credits will be applied to the next subscription period.”
This will come as no surprise:
Searching for
obvious keywords + scamwon’t turn up any surprises, either.Sad fact: they actually have some listings.
I wish no ill will on anyone, but if somebody’s gotta be under the next meteor strike, I have a short list of candidates …
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Arduino Joystick: Button Pullup FAIL
I wired a resistive joystick to the knockoff Nano controlling the crystal tester and connected the button to an analog input because I have a lot of those left over and why not. Unfortunately, the ADC returned a sequence of random-ish numbers indicating the button didn’t have a pullup to +5 V.
One might be forgiven for assuming the pads marked R5 would hold such a pullup resistor, had the joystick not been relentlessly cost-reduced:
Keyes resistive joystick – R5 location One would, of course, be completely wrong.
Having been around this block several times, I measured the pad-to-pin resistances and found R5 firmly affixed to the GND and +5V pins, with the SW (a.k.a. button) pin floating free. Pressing the joystick hat closes the switch next to R5, thereby connecting the SW pin to GND.
Baffles me. Maybe a fresh intern did the PCB layout and just misplaced the resistor?
So I soldered an ordinary resistor (*) between the +5 V and SW pins:
Keyes resistive joystick – button pullup Now it works just as it should.
(*) For long-lost reasons, I have a zillion 12.4 kΩ 1% resistors appearing in place of simple 10 kΩ resistors.
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Why Electricity Won
Spotted this impressive array at an apartment building:
Gas meter array That’s just for one wing; the other end of the building has a similar installation. Each apartment has an electric stove and gas heat / AC.
The plumbing!
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Yellowbook Do-Not-Deliver Delivery Option
Last summer I followed the procedure that should turn off (one of) the ersatz “Yellow Pages” directories littering our driveway.
This just arrived:
YellowBook Do-Not-Deliver Delivery Seeing as how they have the wrong town in my address, there’s still another excuse available.
My guess: they’re paid by tonnage of books delivered and have a powerful incentive to continue delivering all of them, no matter what gets in the way.
You absolutely cannot make this stuff up.
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Amazon Packaging
The ample padding around this bag of fragile pecans leaves nothing to be desired:
Amazon – well-packed pecans They’re firmly held in place on all sides, well protected from injury, and survived their shipping ordeal unscathed: not a bruise or break to be found. Well done!
That’s not always the case. A padded envelope recently arrived with an obvious wound:
Amazon – envelope perforations Which came from its completely unprotected contents:
Amazon – unprotected PCB pins Fortunately, the fragile glass front plate of that OLED managed to put itself flat against a small box inside the otherwise empty bag. it wasn’t broken, but due only to good fortune.
“Static sensitive parts enclosed”, indeed …
The Smell of Molten Projects in the Morning 