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Category: Home Ec

Things around the home & hearth

  • Kitchen Spatula Search: Solved!

    A Flint Arrow stainless steel spatula works exactly the way a spatula should:

    Flint Arrowhead Stainless Spatula - in action
    Flint Arrowhead Stainless Spatula – in action

    That is, of course, a used spatula from eBay. It cost slightly more than the various new spatulas we’ve tried, but not by very much, and should last (at least from our perspective) forever.

    Thanks to all of you for aiming us in the right direction!

  • Gilmour Garden Hose Y Valve: FAIL

    Mary couldn’t unscrew either of the two outlet hoses emerging from one of the (many) Y valves in her Vassar Farms plot. After deploying the Lesser Vise-Grip from my bike toolkit to no avail, I brought a Greater Vise-Grip from the shop and applied brute force. During that process, the plastic inlet hose fitting ripped off the valve and sprayed all but one of its latching teeth across the plot:

    Gilmour hose Y valve - inlet fitting
    Gilmour hose Y valve – inlet fitting

    As it turns out, the male outlet hose fittings on all the metal-body Gilmour Y valves in the plot have corroded:

    Gilmour hose Y valve - thread corrosion
    Gilmour hose Y valve – thread corrosion

    The scarred knurls show the force required to break the brass hose ring loose and unscrew it:

    Gilmour hose Y valve - hose interior
    Gilmour hose Y valve – hose interior

    Some of that crud may be hard water deposits, but the destruction of the male threads seems like a galvanic reaction among all the various metals in play.

    The male fitting began rotating in the valve body, so I crushed it in the bench vise to make more headway. While I had the victim clamped down, I hacksawed a slit through the housing, pried back the edges, and freed the parts for one leg of the Y:

    Gilmour hose Y valve - parts
    Gilmour hose Y valve – parts

    You’d think “not corroding” would be high on the list of attributes for a garden hose valve…

  • Wearable Electronics: Connections

    Although I’m not the type of guy who thinks twinkly LEDs will enhance his apparel, one of Mary’s quilting thread sources had a closeout deal on their “wearable electronics”, including a large cone of stainless steel thread / yarn:

    Stainless steel thread
    Stainless steel thread

    … CR2032 lithium cells & holders, plus assorted LEDs on small PCBs.

    The usual advice for connecting the thread seems to involve knotting it through the PCB holes, then sewing it to the backing fabric. Alas, I’m bad with knots and the stainless steel yarn isn’t all that cohesive:

    Emerald LED - Stainless steel thread - knotted
    Emerald LED – Stainless steel thread – knotted

    The holder has an even smaller hole, but Mary gave me a needle threader that helped:

    CR2032 - Stainless steel thread - knotted
    CR2032 – Stainless steel thread – knotted

    Some advice found on The InterTubes suggests using copper crimp beads (perhaps with solder) to prevent the thread from completely unraveling and keep the thread loop tight around the PCB hole:

    Rose LED - Stainless steel thread - Crimp bead - Wire Glue
    Rose LED – Stainless steel thread – Crimp bead – Wire Glue

    Beadworkers use crimping pliers that leave a tidy dent; I mashed the beads with a needlenose pliers and called it good.

    The LEDs seem to be white LEDs with filters or, perhaps, blue / violet LEDs with different phosphors: their forward voltages look more blue than red or green. Everybody in this field depends on the minor miracle that lithium cell voltages match blue LED forward drops closely enough that you can get away without a ballast resistor.; the cell’s 20-ish Ω internal resistance doesn’t hurt in the least. An interesting white paper (SWRA349) from TI explores the effect of current on cell capacity and how to size a parallel capacitor that reduces the peak battery current.

    The black gunk is Wire Glue, which costs about five bucks for a lifetime supply in a small jar (or nigh onto 15 bucks via Amazon Prime) and is basically carbon powder in a water-based binder. Apply a dab to the connection and the water evaporates to leave the carbon + binder behind.

    That works better on joints that don’t move, which is precisely what you don’t have in a wearable electronic situation. You can see the crumbling Wire Glue after the trip back from a Squidwrench meeting:

    CR2032 - Stainless steel thread - Crimp bead - Wire Glue
    CR2032 – Stainless steel thread – Crimp bead – Wire Glue

    I also picked up a Permatext Rear Window Defogger repair kit (09117, if you’re looking) that seems to be a staggeringly expensive way to get a tenacious high-current conductive adhesive. More on that later.

    The yarn runs 3.5 Ω/ft, much lower than Adafruit’s three-ply yarn (10 Ω /ft), and suggests itself for flexible connections, EMI gaskets, and suchlike.

    Those LEDs are taped to the kitchen window, where they cast a cool light over the table, with the battery holders sitting on the sash. I’d just replaced some data logger CR2032 cells, so they’re running from nearly dead lithium batteries.

    For future reference: 2.77 V and falling, pushing less than 2 mA through the LEDs.

  • Kitchen Chair Leg Glide

    A stick in the ground marking a repair:

    Kitchen chair leg glide
    Kitchen chair leg glide

    The white plastic glide / slide / foot / cap / whatever is molded around a simple nail that broke a divot out of the foot. Fortunately, I caught it before the nail gouged the kitchen floor.

    Under normal conditions, I’d replace the foot from my heap, but, my heap having become somewhat depleted, I swapped in another chair, chipped out the broken plastic, undercut the divot, filled it with JB Kwik epoxy, gooshed the foot in place, and taped it until it cured.

    We’ll see how long this lasts …

  • Hair Dryer Fuzz

    Mary reported that her hair dryer didn’t have nearly as much oomph as in the Good Old Days. After a struggle to remove the rear cover (with no affordance to turn in the direction required to release the hidden latches), this appeared:

    Hair dryer inlet fuzz
    Hair dryer inlet fuzz

    One snort from the shop vacuum returned it to the Good Old Days.

    That was easy…

  • Scale Cover Repair

    You can only drop a small kitchen scale so many times before the plastic cover / weighing tray breaks:

    Magnum scale cover - glued and clamped
    Magnum scale cover – glued and clamped

    The trick was to anchor the cover to the glass plate with the big clamp so that the smaller clamps could exert force straight down on the edge, without flipping the lid due to the bevel. With that all set up: apply IPS #4 to the broken edges, insert pieces, apply clamps, wait overnight.

    For the record, my morning mug o’ green tea starts with 4 (-0.0 +0.4) g of leaves…

  • Money For Nothing: Gfk MRI TV Survey

    This arrived a week ago:

    GfK MRI postcard
    GfK MRI postcard

    You cannot imagine my excitement when the actual survey arrived, complete with a crisp $5 bill:

    GfK MRI Survey
    GfK MRI Survey

    These folks are cheapskates; Nielsen paid better, although I haven’t gotten anything further from them.

    It didn’t take long to fill out; my fat Sharpie slashed through the NO columns at a pretty good clip. I did attach a note saying we didn’t have a TV and regarded all TV programs as crap, just in case they didn’t get the message.

    Now they know.

    FWIW, I did not fill out the form that would enter us in a drawing for one of five $500 prizes, because that would let them associate my name with my response without fattening my wallet. The survey itself probably encodes my identity, even though it didn’t have any obvious bar codes or other ID; they could simply print the questions in a unique order in each survey.