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Category: Oddities

Who’d’a thunk it?

The Machine Stops

As foretold by E. M. Forster in 1909, we have two exhibits of the machine grinding to a halt.

Amazon sent one of their prescription savings cards, followed a few days later by a note:

We recently mailed you a physical copy of your Amazon Prime Rx savings card, and are writing to inform you that the BIN listed on your Prime Rx card printed incorrectly. The correct BIN is 019363.

So I wrote the corrected number on my card, not that I will ever use it:

Amazon RX – BIN error

Although the BIN (whatever that stands for) is a numeric value, it’s not treated as a number by whoever reads it. I’d lay money down that the source code’s formatting string changed from %6d to %06d or the equivalent in whatever fancy language they use nowadays.

The Social Security Administration sent me an email telling me to check a corrected version of a statement they sent a few months ago. Unfortunately, attempting to do so while writing this post produces a heads-up notice:

We apologize for any inconvenience accessing my Social Security. We are aware of some technical difficulties and are working on them at this time. We appreciate your patience as we work to solve the problems as quickly as possible.

Attempting to sign on seems to proceed normally, until this technical difficulty popped up:

We’re Sorry…
There has been an unexpected system error.
Your login session has been terminated. For security reasons, please close all of your internet browser windows.

The first statement put my nearest Social Security office 130 miles away in Wilkes Barre, PA. The corrected statement put it back where it belongs, in the hot urban core of Poughkeepsie.

Perhaps an off-by one error in the database lookup?

As far as I can tell, the world now depends on software nobody can understand or control.

2021-12-08
Halogen Blinky Test

Dropping the ordinary flashlight bulb into the drawer where it belonged revealed what I think is a halogen flashlight bulb, so I rebuilt the blinky test setup:

Halogen flashlight bulb test setup

This time I used a BUZ71A MOSFET (13 A, 100 mΩ RDS) driven with a 10 V gate pulse to make sure it acted like a switch instead of a current sink.

The first attempt looked … odd:

Halogen 3V – no cap – 4ms 1A-div

The gate pulse is yellow, the drain voltage is magenta, the bulb current is cyan at 1 A/div, and the timebase ticks along at 2 ms/div.

Moving the magenta trace to the supply voltage on the other side of the bulb produces even more weirdness:

Halogen 3V – no cap – Vsupply – 4ms 1A-div

Apparently, slugging a 3 A bench supply with a 3 A pulse lasting only 4 ms causes distress of the output tract.

Kludging a hulking 22 mF (yes, 22000 µF) cap across the power supply provides enough local storage to make things work properly:

Halogen 3V – 22000µF – Vsupply – 4ms 1A-div

With the cap in place, the drain terminal looks less unruly:

Halogen 3V – 4ms 1A-div

The drain voltage starts at about 600 mV with the 3 A pulse, a bit more than you’d expect from the alleged 100 mΩ drain-source resistance, but those numbers are generally aspirational and the test setup leaves a lot to be desired.

A 10 ms pulse produces a distinct flash, rather than a dull orange blip (timebase now at 10 ms/div):

Halogen 3V – 22000µF – 10ms 1A-div

A 30 ms pulse reaches full brightness as the filament settles at normal operating temperature:

Halogen 3V – 22000µF – 30ms 1A-div

A 20 ms flash might suffice for decorative purposes, in which case each pulse requires 90 mW·s = 3 V × 1.5 A × 20 ms of energy. Running it all day requires 7.8 kW·s = 2.2 W·h, so it’s even less appealing than that old skool tungsten bulb.

Which is, of course, why LED flashlight bulbs are a thing.

2021-12-07
Raymond Avenue Road Furniture Graveyard

Apparently the traffic calming features along Raymond Avenue sacrifice the road furniture:

Smashed Raymond Avenue Road Furniture

I hadn’t realized the “standards compliant” road design caused the death of so many street lights, but the dead bollard population is definitely under-represented. In round numbers, every traffic circle (“intersection”) always has at least one smashed bollard in addition to the vestigial stumps of those removed rather than being replaced.

The upright bollard is a relic of the earliest installations, back before they realized a bollard with an eye-level light glaring into drivers’ eyes weren’t an effective design, particularly along a road lined with dead-black / non-reflective posts.

Spotted in the Town of Poughkeepsie Highway Department compound.

2021-11-19
Alpha Geek Clock: Battery Refresh

A pair of D cells can power an obsolete / out of production C-Max CMMR-60 WWVB receiver for about five years and, having the plastic pieces for a blinkie at hand, junking the faded case in favor of a test lashup seemed appropriate:

C-Max CMMR-60 WWVB receiver – AA alkaline test setup

Given the fragility of that ferrite bar, I should conjure a wide D-cell base, a bar holder to cover the ends, and a PCB mount of some sort.

The receiver data pin drives the red LED of an RGB piranha through a 2.2 kΩ SMD resistor, so it’s visible in a dim room. Given that the thing flickers constantly during WWVB’s poor-reception daylight hours, reducing the LED current counts for almost everything.

The antenna has a cap under that heatshrink tubing, which called for a resonance check:

C-Max CMMR-60 WWVB receiver – antenna peaking – driver coil

The blue dingus is an RF sniffer driven three orders of magnitude below its frequency spec:

C-Max CMMR-60 WWVB receiver – antenna peaking – function generator

The antenna response peaks where you’d expect:

C-Max CMMR-60 WWVB receiver – antenna peaking – scope

Given the broad peak and typical tolerances, it’s spot on.

2021-11-15
Alpatronix iPhone XS Max Wireless Charging Case: Battery Capacity

Mostly because I have the technology, here’s a battery rundown test for the (guts of the) Alpatronix iPhone case:

Alpatronix iPhone XS case – battery test setup

Bypassing the entire battery controller doesn’t tell you when it thinks the lights should go out, but does give an indication of the raw battery capacity:

Alpatronix iPhoneXS Charger – 2021-11-06

Multiplying the nominal 3.7 V by the nominal 5 A·hr capacity says it should have a nominal 18.5 W·hr capacity at some unrealistically low discharge rate. Given that I found it at the end of the driveway with no provenance, I didn’t expect much.

To my utter astonishment, it delivered 17 W·hr at 500 mA!

It really ought to be good for something …

2021-11-12
Alpatronix iPhone XS Max Wireless Charging Case Teardown

A battered Alpatronix iPhone XS Max wireless charging case emerged from the ground cover at the end of the driveway:

Alpatronix iPhone XS case – overview

The iPhone was nowhere to be found, so harvesting its organs seemed appropriate:

Alpatronix iPhone XS case – opened

I assume the four steel disks aligned the coil with the wireless charger.

A few hours of steady tension relieved enough of the sticky tape to release the battery:

Alpatronix iPhone XS case – battery removal

Although its bag now sports a few wrinkles:

Alpatronix iPhone XS case – battery adhesion

The alert reader will note the outside of case proudly proclaimed “Capacity: 5000 mAh” while the underside of the battery says “4920 mAh”, but that’s surely close enough for consumer electronics these days.

The battery charges through either the Qi coil or a (mercifully standard Micro-B) USB jack and everything seems to work.

Not sure what I’ll do with a bare lithium cell and its charger, but they ought to come in handy for something around here.

2021-11-08
Mushrooms

We spotted a plump mushroom cluster nestled at the base of a neighbor’s tree:

Mushrooms at tree – A

Eight days later they’d started curling:

Mushrooms at tree – B

Mushrooms growing on tree roots generally mean the tree is in trouble and, indeed, it’s a battered Black Locust.

2021-11-07