Category: Home Ec

Things around the home & hearth

Frostproof Faucet: Attempted Repair Part 1

Our house has three frostproof hose faucets, with the closest one to the garden being inside the garage. Unlike ordinary garden faucets (a.k.a., hose bibs), these have the valve seat at the end of a foot-long tube that projects inside the foundation wall where it (usually) can’t freeze. The valve has required increasing amounts of force to turn off (meaning the ancient washer inside has solidified) and the packing around the stem has begun leaking copiously with the faucet turned on (despite tightening the cap).

I’ve been putting this repair off ever since we bought the house, because I knew how it would end, but with no rain for nearly a month before planting season the garden needed water. So, we begin…

The first complication is that, while there’s a shutoff valve for the faucet, I’m reluctant to turn its corroded-in-place stem for fear of starting up an indoor leak:

Corroded gate valve

The small stem to the left of the valve body is a drain cap, which means that one can, in theory, turn off the valve and remove the cap to drain water from the line to the left. That line leads downhill to the faucet, which will turn out to be critically important later in this story. FWIW, I think it’s a gate valve, given the length of the casting around the stem, but for obvious reasons I haven’t opened it up to find out. If it’s a washer-based valve, it hasn’t been closed in decades and I expect the washer & seat to be in poor condition.

The house has an unusual plumbing arrangement: a direct line from the water inlet to the outdoor faucets, toilet flush valves, and a separate faucet at the kitchen sink. This originally fed well water directly to those points, meaning that the largest water consumers didn’t go through the water softener and they weren’t watering the lawn with soft water. I took pains to preserve that arrangement while replacing the softener and having the town water supply plumbed into the house.

In any event, I shut off the water upstream of the shutoff valve (hence, no toilet flushing for the duration) and proceeded.

The valve handle came off easily, as did the cap, revealing the crumbling stem packing inside:

Frostproof faucet – stem packing material

Nota bene: the builder firmly cemented the faucet into the foundation wall. The same cement was applied on the inside wall, so removing the faucet requires chiseling out what might be the entire depth of the faucet through the foundation blocks. That’s one of the many reasons I didn’t want to do this project: the possible failure modes looked grim.

With that out of the way, the stem support came loose easily; old-school heavy brass construction works great:

Frostproof faucet – stem support

Unfortunately, unscrewing the stem eventually reached the point where it spun freely, but refused to pull out. That means the washer a foot inside the valve has swollen beyond the minor diameter of the threads near the seal and that means I must destroy the washer to extract it. The usual advice recommends pulling on the stem with pliers, but … suffice it to say that was not sufficient in this situation, not to mention that I didn’t want to goober up the stem.

Here’s the nose of my homebrew slide hammer, with a 10-24 steel screw in the valve stem and a pair of nuts jamming everything in place:

Frostproof faucet – valve handle with slide hammer nose

I hoped that the valve handle would prevent the screw from distorting the stem if this operation required force majeure and that part worked out perfectly: a few whacks pulled the stem out and left the washer behind. Some tedious fishing, using various all-thread rods to grab the washer and then fragments of the washer and then fragments of the fragments, eventually produced this tableau:

Frostproof faucet – stem with slide hammer

A closeup of the seal end, with the larger fragments of the old washer and a replacement beveled washer of about the right size:

Frostproof faucet – valve with washer

The brass screw turned out easily, the new washer went on, I reassembled everything in reverse order, put new valve packing material under the cap, and… of course, the valve leaked when I turned it off.

A frostproof valve tends to dribble after being shut off, because there’s a foot of nearly horizontal pipe that must drain completely, but this leak was in the gallon-per-hour territory. Obviously, the situation had gone from bad to worse, exactly as I’d expected.

2012-05-01
Sears Kenmore Dryer Rattle: Quieter

Our re-sealed Kenmore clothes dryer developed a horrible rattle that Went Away with slight pressure here & there on various surfaces. I eventually located the most sensitive spot: inside the lint filter duct, on its upper surface. That suggested something lying atop the duct.

Remove the two screws securing the duct to the top surface, push forward on the back of the control panel, and the front of the top panel pops up. Tilt upward against the springy hinges, peer in above the duct, and what do we find?

Kenmore dryer – wire routing

Yup, wires resting on the duct!

There are no obvious wire guides to be found, so I’m pretty sure those wires were in pretty much that same position when I dismantled the dryer to install the new seal. In any event, they are where they are.

This not being a particularly hot area, I slipped a sheet of closed-cell foam between the wires and the duct, snapped the top down, and screwed the duct in place.

The lower catches on the front panel seem to be loose, too, so a pair of cardboard shims jammed discreetly into the lower edge of the joint on either side soaked up some spare motion with excellent noisemaking potential.

Unfortunately, fixing that rattle exposed another buzz that seems to be a loose plate buried somewhere in the back of the cabinet. Getting in there requires tearing the whole thing apart, which I’m not looking forward to in the least.

2012-04-29
Whirlpool Refrigerator Fan Noise: Final Fix Redux

Well, using a PC case fan as a freezer blower seemed like a good idea at the time: it worked, moved an adequate amount of air, and was pretty nearly silent. Until, that is, frost built up on the blades, water froze inside the frame, and the thing began sounding like a stick running along a picket fence:

Frosted PC case fan in freezer

I replaced the first fan with another having slightly more clearance between the blade tips and the frame, but to no avail.

So I dug the OEM fan (a.k.a., the Freezer Dog) from the heap, dismantled it, and discovered why it was howling. Turns out that the shaft nearest the fan blades was scored inside that bearing:

Freezer motor – scored shaft

A closer look:

Freezer motor – scored shaft detail

The rest of the shaft looked fine to me, so I put some green Loctite on rotor at the shaft and shoved the long end of the shaft (using the drill press as an arbor press) to put the scored section inside the rotor:

Freezer motor – relocated rotor

Yes, that’s the same Loctite ridge you saw there…

The shaft has several small grooves that probably held lubricant or acted as alignment guides or something useful, but I’m hoping none of that matters. The rotor is turning backwards now, too, which shouldn’t make much difference: it’s pretty much symmetrical.

While I had the motor apart, I whacked the bearings with a rod to shrink them a bit:

Freezer fan bearings

Slobbered more STP on the bronze bearings, reassembled everything again, and it’s been quiet for nearly a week.

Perhaps the combination of new shaft surfaces and tweaked bearings will run for a few more years. I still have the “new” replacement fan in a box…

2012-04-28
Soaker Hose Splicing

We deployed several granulated-rubber soaker hoses last year and, while they certainly weep enough water, they’re exceedingly brittle: they kink and break with what seems to be ordinary handling.

The hose ID is much smaller than ordinary “half inch” hose, so I turned some grooves on a chunk of copper tube that’s a snug fit inside:

Grooving copper tubing

Slitting a piece of scrap hose (ya gotta have stuff) and clamping it around the hose and tubing holds the splice together against the 90 psi water in the Vassar Farms irrigation system and provides a bit of strain relief beyond the ends of the tubing:

Spliced soaker hose

While I was at it I made three more copper splices, because I know they’ll come in handy…

2012-04-27
Brita Pitcher Lid: Second Hinge Pin Failure

Although that fix continues to work, the second pin failed pretty much as expected:

Brita pitcher lid – second broken pin

I glued the pin to rebuild the base, sheared the pin off, extracted the matching screw from the Tiny Vial of Teensy Screws, drilled a hole, and forced it in. This shot of the underside of the pitcher lid clearly shows that drilling the hole perpendicular to the edge doesn’t produce the proper alignment, but it works well enough:

Brita pitcher lid – pin angle

The “Smart Pitcher” LCD panel in the lid that counts down six weeks until filter replacement didn’t survive its most recent trip through the dishwasher, so we’re reduced to marking the calendar. How 20th century…

2012-04-25
Quilting Pin Caps
Mary has been quilting up a storm lately and is growing dissatisfied with the special safety pins she’s been using to hold the layers together. Long straight pins are ideal, except that maneuvering a large quilt through her sewing machine resembles stuffing a porcupine into a keyhole. A commercial solution costs nearly half a buck per pin, which seems unreasonably spendy for something you need by the hundreds.

We kicked around some finger- and quilt-friendly dimensions and I cobbled up a solid model:

Quilting Pin Cap

Which turned into an array of small octagons that won’t roll off the table:

Pin cap array on build platform

We figured 25 would be enough to decide if this is workable and whether the dimensions fit fingers, pins, and quilts.

Filling them with silicone rubber required one squirt each:

Filling pin caps with silicone

The trick with the silicone rubber is to cut the snout so it fits flat on the cylinder top. Put the cylinders on a piece of non-stick paper (I used the back of the carrier for some double-sided tape, but wax paper would be better), hold one with tweezers, squirt in enough rubber to fill the cylinder solidly from bottom to top, then slide the snout sideways to smooth the surface.

Wait for a day, pop them off, and remove any drool:

Silicone-filled pin caps

It’s garden planting time right now, so it’ll take a while before I tweak the design and run off the next batch.

I don’t know how to compute an actual cost for each of those things. I regard the entire Thing-O-Matic as fully depreciated and pretty much a sunk cost, which means the expense boils down to the incremental cost of plastic and silicone. All the Quality Shop Time is, of course, free… and maybe even therapeutic.

The (trivially simple) OpenSCAD source code:
```
// Quilting pin caps
// Ed Nisley KE4ZNU April 2012

//- Extrusion parameters must match reality!
//  Print with +1 shells and 3 solid layers

ThreadThick = 0.25;
ThreadWidth = 2.0 * ThreadThick;

HoleWindage = 0.2;

function IntegerMultiple(Size,Unit) = Unit * ceil(Size / Unit);

Protrusion = 0.1;			// make holes end cleanly

//----------------------
// Dimensions

ID = 5.0;
OD = ID + 2*ThreadWidth;
Length = 5.0;
Sides = 8;

//----------------------
// Useful routines

module PolyCyl(Dia,Height,ForceSides=0) {			// based on nophead's polyholes

  Sides = (ForceSides != 0) ? ForceSides : (ceil(Dia) + 2);

  FixDia = Dia / cos(180/Sides);

  cylinder(r=(FixDia + HoleWindage)/2,
           h=Height,
	   $fn=Sides);
}

module ShowPegGrid(Space = 10.0,Size = 1.0) {

  Range = floor(50 / Space);

	for (x=[-Range:Range])
	  for (y=[-Range:Range])
		translate([x*Space,y*Space,Size/2])
		  %cube(Size,center=true);

}

//----------------------
// Build them!

ShowPegGrid();

  rotate(180/Sides) {
	difference() {
	  PolyCyl(OD,Length,8);
	  translate([0,0,-Protrusion])
		PolyCyl(ID,(Length + 2*Protrusion),8);
	}
  }
```
2012-04-24

Why Friends Don’t Let Friends Run Windows: Virus Scanning

So an email made its way through all the spam filtering:

From:    USPS Service <us@usps.com>
Reply-To:    USPS Service <us@usps.com>
To:     (me)
Subject:    Failure to deliver

Notification,

Your parcel can’t be delivered by courier service.
Status:The size of parcel is exceeded.

LOCATION OF YOUR ITEM:Riverside
STATUS OF YOUR ITEM: not delivered
SERVICE: One-day Shipping
:U954571533NU
INSURANCE: Yes

Label is enclosed to the letter.
Print a label and show it at your post office.

Information in brief:
If the parcel isn’t received within 30 working days our company will have the right to claim compensation from you for it’s keeping in the amount of $12.70 for each day of keeping of it.

You can find the information about the procedure and conditions of parcels keeping in the nearest office.

Thank you for your attention.
USPS Customer.

It had, of course, an attachment:
Zip archive attachment (Label_Parcel_USPS_ID.45-123-14.zip)

Not having sent a package using “one-day shipping” (which the USPS would call Express Mail), this seemed odd, as did the somewhat stilted phrasing.

We all know how this is going to work out, but let’s do the exercise anyway.

Save the ZIP attachment in /tmp, then …

Apply ClamAV: run freshclam to update the virus signatures and fire clamscan at the ZIP file:

/tmp/Label_Parcel_USPS_ID.45-123-14.zip: OK

----------- SCAN SUMMARY -----------
Known viruses: 1201128
Engine version: 0.97.3
Scanned directories: 0
Scanned files: 1
Infected files: 0
Data scanned: 0.04 MB
Data read: 0.02 MB (ratio 2.00:1)
Time: 7.549 sec (0 m 7 s)

Huh. Well, then, it must be safe, right? (The alert reader will note that my version of clamav is one click back from the latest & greatest. Maybe that would make a difference. Probably not.)

Let’s see what VirusTotal has to say:

SHA256: febe98371e5b327118f5a703215f6f55ab47760764c68b0b9a64d1e5bdb28e25

File name: Label_Parcel_USPS_ID.45-123-14.zip

Detection ratio: 3 / 42

Analysis date: 2012-04-20 11:40:44 UTC ( 0 minutes ago )

More details

Antivirus Result Update

AhnLab-V3 – 20120420

AntiVir – 20120420

Antiy-AVL – 20120420

Avast – 20120420

AVG – 20120420

BitDefender – 20120420

ByteHero – 20120417

CAT-QuickHeal – 20120420

ClamAV – 20120419

Commtouch W32/Trojan2.NQWF 20120420

Comodo – 20120420

DrWeb – 20120420

Emsisoft – 20120420

eSafe – 20120419

eTrust-Vet – 20120420

F-Prot – 20120420

F-Secure – 20120420

Fortinet – 20120420

GData – 20120420

Ikarus – 20120420

Jiangmin – 20120420

K7AntiVirus – 20120418

Kaspersky – 20120420

McAfee – 20120420

McAfee-GW-Edition – 20120420

Microsoft TrojanDownloader:Win32/Kuluoz.A 20120420

NOD32 a variant of Win32/Kryptik.AEKY 20120420

Norman – 20120420

nProtect – 20120420

Panda – 20120420

PCTools – 20120420

Rising – 20120420

Sophos – 20120420

SUPERAntiSpyware – 20120402

Symantec – 20120420

TheHacker – 20120420

TrendMicro – 20120420

TrendMicro-HouseCall – 20120420

VBA32 – 20120419

VIPRE – 20120420

ViRobot – 20120420

VirusBuster – 20120420

Antivirus	Result	Update
AhnLab-V3	–	20120420
AntiVir	–	20120420
Antiy-AVL	–	20120420
Avast	–	20120420
AVG	–	20120420
BitDefender	–	20120420
ByteHero	–	20120417
CAT-QuickHeal	–	20120420
ClamAV	–	20120419
Commtouch	W32/Trojan2.NQWF	20120420
Comodo	–	20120420
DrWeb	–	20120420
Emsisoft	–	20120420
eSafe	–	20120419
eTrust-Vet	–	20120420
F-Prot	–	20120420
F-Secure	–	20120420
Fortinet	–	20120420
GData	–	20120420
Ikarus	–	20120420
Jiangmin	–	20120420
K7AntiVirus	–	20120418
Kaspersky	–	20120420
McAfee	–	20120420
McAfee-GW-Edition	–	20120420
Microsoft	TrojanDownloader:Win32/Kuluoz.A	20120420
NOD32	a variant of Win32/Kryptik.AEKY	20120420
Norman	–	20120420
nProtect	–	20120420
Panda	–	20120420
PCTools	–	20120420
Rising	–	20120420
Sophos	–	20120420
SUPERAntiSpyware	–	20120402
Symantec	–	20120420
TheHacker	–	20120420
TrendMicro	–	20120420
TrendMicro-HouseCall	–	20120420
VBA32	–	20120419
VIPRE	–	20120420
ViRobot	–	20120420
VirusBuster	–	20120420

Obviously, this blob of slime arrived still warm from the oven: even though the Big Name AV checkers have up-to-date signatures, they detect nothing wrong and would happily let me run a Trojan installer. That’s what malware protection buys you these days.

To a good first approximation, whatever virus scanner you’re using won’t save your bacon, either; the advice to keep the signatures up-to-date is necessary, but not sufficient. Of course, you know enough to not autorun random files on your Windows box, but this attack works often enough to justify sending messages to everybody in the world. Repeatedly.

I recently had a discussion with someone who wanted a system secured against email and web malware. She also insisted that it had to run Windows and share files with other Windows machines. I declined to bid on the job…

2012-04-23

SHA256:	febe98371e5b327118f5a703215f6f55ab47760764c68b0b9a64d1e5bdb28e25
File name:	Label_Parcel_USPS_ID.45-123-14.zip
Detection ratio:	3 / 42
Analysis date:	2012-04-20 11:40:44 UTC ( 0 minutes ago )

Category: Home Ec

Frostproof Faucet: Attempted Repair Part 1

Sears Kenmore Dryer Rattle: Quieter

Whirlpool Refrigerator Fan Noise: Final Fix Redux

Soaker Hose Splicing

Brita Pitcher Lid: Second Hinge Pin Failure

Quilting Pin Caps

Why Friends Don’t Let Friends Run Windows: Virus Scanning