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Ed’s Atomic Fireball Avocado Smoothie

Dump into a stick blender cup:

  • 1 tsp erythritol
  • 5 drops stevia
  • ≈2 ml mint extract
  • 1/2 tsp Vietnamese Cinnamon
  • 3+ tsp cocoa powder
  • 1/2 avocado, chunked
  • 6 fl oz whole milk to make ≈10 fl oz total

Blend thoroughly. Slurp.

Atomic Fireball Avocado Smoothie
Atomic Fireball Avocado Smoothie

Notes:

  • Another scant ounce of milk makes less of a slurry
  • More cinnamon cannot possibly be a bad thing
  • Commercial mint may be more potent

AFAICT, this is the only way to make an avocado palatable.

There is absolutely no connection with yesterday’s post.

2 thoughts on “Ed’s Atomic Fireball Avocado Smoothie”

  1. You want to make an avocado palatable? Erythritol is a sugar alcohol. You are on the right track. This is another method, one which requires fewer ingredients.
    1) Drink 1 ounce of tequila. Wait 10 minutes.
    2) Drink 1 ounce of tequila. Wait 10 minutes.
    3) Cut an avocado in half. Remove and discard the pit. Eat the avocado flesh with a teaspoon. You will smack your lips and say, “this is delicious” just before passing out.

    1. In that condition, one might forget to discard the pit and still say it’s delicious. [urp]

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