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Tag: Rants

And kvetching, too

  • Sears / Kenmore Vacuum: Design Tweakage

    Sears / Kenmore Vacuum: Design Tweakage

    Despite cogent reasons for not buying another Sears vacuum cleaner, the brand currently represents a local maximum of the desirability curve: cheap, readily available, works well enough, and, surprisingly, bags for the defunct Progressive (whatever that meant) vacuum seem to fit just fine.

    But the new one does come with some annoyances, starting with trendy dark gray engraved / molded control markings:

    Sears Vacuum - power and cord controls
    Sears Vacuum – power and cord controls

    Quick: from the other end of the vacuum hose, which one must you stomp to turn it off?

    Well, I can fix that:

    Sears Vacuum - marked power switch
    Sears Vacuum – marked power switch

    After the Progressive’s bizarre and overly complex tool fittings, the new unit has tools that slip-fit onto a classic steel tube, which means I can throw all those adapters into a box of 3D printing examples for use in the unlikely event I ever do another show-n-tell presentation.

    It also has a simple rotating suction control ring at the handle:

    Sears Vacuum - marked suction vent control
    Sears Vacuum – marked suction vent control

    Which, as you can tell from the fluorescent tape, featured the same embossed and unreadably small dark gray markings.

    Because that ring and its glaring tape is invisible from the user’s end of the handle, I eventually duct-taped the ring in position to prevent another inadvertent loss-of-suction accident.

    If we ever need reduced suction on a regular basis, I’ll conjure a better ring from the vasty digital deep:

    Sears Vacuum - suction vent doodle
    Sears Vacuum – suction vent doodle

    I obviously no longer form deep emotional attachments to these things …

  • Christmas Cookies: Mystery Date Code

    Christmas Cookies: Mystery Date Code

    Spotted during a grocery trip:

    Christmas Cookies - date code
    Christmas Cookies – date code

    I’m sure they have a good reason for whatever date code format they chose, but 2012272 seems open to misinterpretation in the runup to Christmas 2022.

  • Encounter With A Cash-for-House Scammer

    Encounter With A Cash-for-House Scammer

    This conversation started during the few hours when I had to turn off my phone’s incoming-call whitelist filter:

    Cash Home Sale SMS
    Cash Home Sale SMS

    Seems to me a cash-for-house buyer who believes anything the seller says about the property is both new to the “real estate” biz and not destined for a long career. Obviously, the whole exchange attempts to increase my engagement and make me agree with everything going on.

    Now, should you happen to be moving to the Mid-Hudson Valley and need a really nice shop with an attached house, let me know: we can work out a better deal.

    Protip: if you’re in a position to stack seven thousand Benjamins on our kitchen table, don’t get between us and and the horizon.

    There is a reason all my calls and texts go through a whitelist filter.

  • Drug Fact Sheet: Overdose

    Drug Fact Sheet: Overdose

    For reasons not relevant here, a new medication has entered the house, accompanied by its Drug Fact Sheet (blurred because you do not have a Need To Know):

    Drug Fact Sheet
    Drug Fact Sheet

    The background squares are a scant one foot across.

    The other side of the sheet is equally dense.

    One should review this with each refill to check for new or changed information. Of course, there are no change bars or similar hints.

    It might kill ya or cure ya, but you’ll never figure it out from that torrent of verbiage: just like software EULAs, nobody can possibly read and comprehend that stuff.

  • Leaf Bag Flagwashing

    Leaf Bag Flagwashing

    The data plate at the bottom of the the leaf bags we get from the town seems intended to set expectations at a certain level:

    Dano Leaf Bag - data plate
    Dano Leaf Bag – data plate

    Which is immediately belied by the situation at the other end of the bag:

    Dano Leaf Bag - crimp line typo
    Dano Leaf Bag – crimp line typo

    OK, it’s just a typo that could happen to anyone, but it first appeared last year and seems to be continuing. Possibly the Town of Poughkeepsie bought a lot of bags and we’re working through the stack.

    However, the built-in gashes along the sides of some bags were a new feature this year:

    Dano Leaf Bag - side gashes
    Dano Leaf Bag – side gashes

    Perhaps a misalignment in the folder or stacker:

    Dano Leaf Bag - side gash detail
    Dano Leaf Bag – side gash detail

    Enough bags had slices, perhaps four in some ten-packs, to justify keeping the packing tape dispenser at hand while we were shredding up a storm:

    Dano Leaf Bag - side gash detail
    Dano Leaf Bag – side gash detail

    Which frosted Mary pretty severely, as she recycles the used bags as garden path pavers after distributing their contents as mulch, so she’ll be stripping plenty of tape next year.

    Although I’m not privy to the Town’s dealings, Dano’s chart suggests the bags cost about 40¢ in truckload lots, about as much as Lowe’s charges for similar bags in retail five-packs. Surprisingly, you can also buy the same Lowe’s bags from Amazon for a lot more, suggesting some folks live much further from a Lowe’s than we do.

  • Humana Email Unsubscribe FAIL: Redux

    Around this time last year, Humana was spamming me with emails sporting a misconfigured unsubscribe link, so that I could not get myself off their mailing list.

    This year, they have the unsubscribe link set up properly, except …

    Humana email unsubscribe rejection
    Humana email unsubscribe rejection

    Apparently my email address was good enough to get their junk email to me, but it’s not good enough for them to stop sending junk.

    I was pretty sure this was deliberate last year. Now, I’m certain.

    And they want me to trust them?

    You can’t make this stuff up.

  • Outdoor Sign Wiring

    Outdoor Sign Wiring

    A dentist’s office has been a-building for what seems entirely too long, but the outdoor sign finally went up. Being that type of guy, I had to take a closer look at how they wired up the LEDs:

    Outdoor sign LED wiring
    Outdoor sign LED wiring

    That’s exactly as half-assed as it looks: unprotected PVC wires emerging from raw holes drilled into the backplate and burrowing into unsealed laser-cut acrylic loosely seated behind the white character boxes.

    Everything you see is gonna be full of bugs in no time!

    I’ve done similar botch jobs, but generally for my own use …