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Category: Oddities

Who’d’a thunk it?

  • Somebody’s Gotta Go First: Cybertruck

    Somebody’s Gotta Go First: Cybertruck

    Encountered on the way home with a trailer load of groceries:

    Tesla Cybertruck - front - 2024-05-14
    Tesla Cybertruck – front – 2024-05-14

    It’s about as distinctive as (yet much uglier than) Amazon’s Rivian trucks:

    Tesla Cybertruck - rear - 2024-05-14
    Tesla Cybertruck – rear – 2024-05-14

    What I do not understand is the lack of a license plate on that front bumper, here in New York State where front license plates are mandatory. I’ve noticed several Tesla vehicles (in their S3XY automotive series, among which I cannot distinguish) without front plates, so it must be a Tesla owner thing.

    The WordPress AI image for this post gets the angular aspect right, along with the missing plate:

    Tesla Cybertruck - WP AI image
    Tesla Cybertruck – WP AI image

    Cybertruck, fear me!

  • Samsung Microwave Gas Sensor Teardown

    Samsung Microwave Gas Sensor Teardown

    With the microwave back in operation, I thought I might learn something about the failed gas sensor:

    Figaro TGS880 - base
    Figaro TGS880 – base

    Given that much information, finding the datasheet for a Figaro TGS880 sensor didn’t require much effort. In case you were wondering, the replacement sensor has no trace of branding or identification.

    The sensor element has a resistance varying with gas concentration, for a variety of test gases I hope our kitchen never contains in such abundance:

    Figaro TGS-880 Gas Sensor - response plot
    Figaro TGS-880 Gas Sensor – response plot

    The measurement circuit:

    Figaro TGS-880 Gas Sensor - measurement circuit
    Figaro TGS-880 Gas Sensor – measurement circuit

    I betcha the microwave waits for an order-of-magnitude resistance drop from whatever the starting value might be, then calls it done.

    The belly band holding the steel mesh to the plastic base is no match for a Dremel slitting wheel:

    Figaro TGS880 - opening
    Figaro TGS880 – opening

    As the saying goes, Sensoria est omnis divisa in partes tres:

    Figaro TGS880 - teardown
    Figaro TGS880 – teardown

    A closer look at the sensor element:

    Figaro TGS880 - interior
    Figaro TGS880 – interior

    The granular surface does not get along well with the 5× digital zoom required to fill the phone’s sensor, but you get the general idea:

    Figaro TGS880 - element detail
    Figaro TGS880 – element detail

    The heater measured 30 Ω on the dot and the sensor was an open circuit on the 100 MΩ range. Connecting the heater to a 5 V supply dropped the sensor resistance to 800 kΩ @ 50 %RH and a warm breath punched it to about 2 MΩ. That’s with an ohmmeter because I haven’t yet unpacked the Electronics Bench, but seems far above the spec of 20-70 kΩ in air.

    So it’s still a sensor, even if it’s not within spec.

    The WordPress AI-generated image for this post is … SFnal:

    Figaro TGS-880 Gas Sensor - AI generated image
    Figaro TGS-880 Gas Sensor – AI generated image

    My pictures apparently aren’t up to contemporary blog standards …

  • 3-In-One Motor Oil: Mystery Inclusions

    3-In-One Motor Oil: Mystery Inclusions

    Our new-to-us house included a heavy-duty basement dehumidifier with a blower motor calling for a few drops of SAE 20 oil twice a year. Some searching turned up a specialized flavor of 3-In-One Oil for motors.

    It arrived with free inclusions:

    3-in-One Motor Oil - top inclusion
    3-in-One Motor Oil – top inclusion

    Backlighting makes them more obvious:

    3-in-One Motor Oil - top inclusion - backlit
    3-in-One Motor Oil – top inclusion – backlit

    There’s also a free-floating jellyfish slightly denser than the oil:

    3-in-One Motor Oil - bottom inclusion - backlit
    3-in-One Motor Oil – bottom inclusion – backlit

    As is now the typical case with Amazon purchases, the only choices are to return / exchange the item, as the seller cannot be contacted directly. I tried sending 3-In-One a question through their website, en passant discovering they’ve been Borged by The WD-40 Company, only to be rejected by the site’s Captcha without ever seeing the test images.

    AFAICT, it’s oil and the motor will just have to get used to it.

  • Mailbox Post Repair

    Mailbox Post Repair

    One doorbell ding came from a guy who sheepishly admitted he had just collided with our mailbox, which sits on the outside of a gentle curve and sticks out, IMO, a bit too far into the street.

    This not being my first time in this rodeo, I allowed as how if he’d replace whatever broke, I’d do the fixing and it’d be all good. As it turned out, the only broken part was the foamed-plastic post, which split neatly along its length around the crosspiece hole. After looking things over, I said I’d just epoxy it together and call it done.

    That afternoon, I mixed up a generous cup of the casting epoxy I’d been using for coasters and suchlike. It is now well past its best-used-by date and somewhat cloudy, but I figured it would suffice for the purpose; nobody will notice cloudy epoxy on a mailbox post.

    I have Too. Many. Clamps. and know how to use them:

    Mailbox post repair
    Mailbox post repair

    He departed, quite literally in tears, over my not raking him through the coals. I figured anybody who’d stop and admit to property damage needed encouragement, not chastisement, and replacing the headlight on his pickup would be more than enough punishment.

    That was easy.

  • AI Artistry

    AI Artistry

    My techie news feed spat out a reference to an AI text-to-image generator, so I figured I’d try it out.

    The caption is the prompt producing the image, with the style in parentheses …

    steam engine black and white engraving full page detailed
    steam engine black and white engraving full page detailed (art)

    Much wheel! Such hinge! Crazy piston! Also, where do the red cowcatcher and amber headlight come from in a “black and white engraving”?

    diesel engine black and white detailed
    diesel engine black and white detailed (photorealistic)

    Well, it is an “engine”.

    diesel engine black and white detailed
    diesel engine black and white detailed (anime)

    Now, that is a manly engine, but with red widgets.

    steam boiler black and white engraving full page detailed
    steam boiler
    black and white engraving full page detailed (anime)

    It has the appearance of an old catalog page, until you look closely.

    OK, let’s try for some wildlife …

    pileated woodpecker line drawing, black and white, on tree
    pileated woodpecker line drawing, black and white, on tree (art)

    So. Many. Legs.

    stained glass window bird motif
    stained glass window bird motif (photorealistic)

    Not bad. Not bad at all.

    coloring book chickadee on twig
    coloring book chickadee on twig (art)

    Chickadees seem like relentlessly cheerful little birds, but that oddly spherical critter is definitely having a hard time.

    phoebe sketch, black and white, detailed, full frame
    phoebe sketch, black and white, detailed, full frame (art)

    Oops.

    phoebe bird sketch, black and white, detailed, full frame
    phoebe bird sketch, black and white, detailed, full frame (art)

    That must be a mil-spec phoebe, because it definitely doesn’t resemble any phoebe I’ve ever seen.

    Bottom line: Although the pictures are much better drawn than I can do, the (in)accuracy of the content prevents it from solving any problems I have.

  • Rollover Cycling Crash

    Rollover Cycling Crash

    The decaying ADA bump (a.k.a. detectable warning) strips at the Dutchess Rail Trail’s Overocker Road Trailhead require cyclists to carefully pick their line. We’re on our way for groceries, so I’m towing the BOB Yak trailer and have just jounced over the edge of the concrete “ramp” while making a right-angle turn to the right:

    Rollover 2024-04-09 - 0020
    Rollover 2024-04-09 – 0020

    The four-digit frame numbers tick along at 60 FPS.

    The car remained stopped at the crossing during this whole affair.

    Mary is approaching along the same line with the same intent:

    Rollover 2024-04-09 - 0198
    Rollover 2024-04-09 – 0198

    A closer look shows her front wheel is parallel to the edge of the concrete ramp:

    Rollover 2024-04-09 - 0198 detail
    Rollover 2024-04-09 – 0198 detail

    We think her wheel slipped off the edge of the concrete and, with the edge preventing her from steering left to counterbalance the sudden tilt, she knows she’s going to fall:

    Rollover 2024-04-09 - 0228
    Rollover 2024-04-09 – 0228

    Whereupon Newton took control and left no way out:

    Rollover 2024-04-09 - 0250
    Rollover 2024-04-09 – 0250

    Fortunately, this is at about zero miles per hour:

    Rollover 2024-04-09 - 0276
    Rollover 2024-04-09 – 0276

    She collected a nasty bruise on her starboard ham, plus a few scuffs here and there as the bike basically rolled over her:

    Rollover 2024-04-09 - 0306
    Rollover 2024-04-09 – 0306

    And back down again:

    Rollover 2024-04-09 - 0330
    Rollover 2024-04-09 – 0330

    Elapsed time: 100 frames = 1.7 seconds.

    The drivers of vehicles in both directions rushed to assist Mary, but, apart from a few bruises and scrapes, she was in good shape.

    The fairing incurred fatal cracks, but held together as we completed the mission. No surprise: after nearly a quarter-century of sunlight exposure, polycarbonate loses a lot of its durability.

    Now, to be honest, we both ignored the Dismount before crossing road sign at the intersection. Over the years, I have seen a few cyclists stop and dismount before walking through the trail’s at-grade road crossings, but they are most certainly the rare exception; we all stop while waiting for traffic to recognize our presence, then ride through.

    Rail trail maintenance has always been a low priority and the County’s “Vision Statements” over the decades have been largely irrelevant to what actually happens out on the pavement. ADA strips at trail crossings have been decaying for years and I expect that to continue for many more.

  • Play Like A Barbarian

    Play Like A Barbarian

    It’s apparently customary for piano tuners to annotate their work on the keys, starting after the serial numbers on the bass notes at the left end:

    Piano tuner notes
    Piano tuner notes

    After admiring that, you can pop the hammer links off with a prybar:

    Detaching piano keys
    Detaching piano keys

    All 88 keys stack neatly into a Home Depot Extra Small moving box, filling it about 2/3 full, starting with the bass keys on the bottom:

    Boxed piano keys
    Boxed piano keys

    I harvested the lovely wood panels, then the scrapper hauled the carcass to the transfer station. Perhaps it raised the secret chord when it hit the bottom …

    Lest you wonder why we didn’t try to contact X, who would surely be interested in a free piano: we did. Believe me, we tried, for many values of X, only to find nobody wants a piano in this day and age.