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Category: Home Ec

Things around the home & hearth

  • Monthly Science: Cheese Slicer Epoxy vs. Water, Continuing

    The epoxy coating on our cheap aluminum (?) cheese slicer continues to corrode (clicky for more dots):

    Cheese slicer - epoxy failure - front
    Cheese slicer – epoxy failure – front

    The back side:

    Cheese slicer - epoxy failure - rear
    Cheese slicer – epoxy failure – rear

    The epoxy coating remains intact, although I expect it’ll break through as the corrosion products swell underneath.

    For whatever it’s worth, I applied the epoxy almost exactly one year ago.

  • Maximum Strength Homeopathic HGH: Not

    Spotted at an exhibition for Olde Fartes:

    Somaderm homeopathic HGH
    Somaderm homeopathic HGH

    I think they just blew up the bottle label to human size, with no attention to the resulting pixelation.

    One can find Somaderm on the Interwebs, which leads to the “Active Ingredients” list:

    Somaderm homeopathic HGH - Active Ingredients
    Somaderm homeopathic HGH – Active Ingredients

    Looking up their NDC number helps translate the bullshit Latinesque nomenclature:

    • Glandula Suprarenalis Suis = boar adrenal glands
    • Thyroidinum = cow thyroid glands
    • Somatropin = human growth hormone

    They’re exceedingly proud of that NDC number, touting “SOMADERM Gel is the only transdermal, FDA registered product”. Indeed, it’s registered, about which the FDC has this to say:

    Assigned NDC numbers are not in any way an indication of FDA approval of the product.

    and

    Marketing Category UNAPPROVED HOMEOPATHIC

    With that in mind, consider the dilutions:

    • Glandula Suprarenalis Suis = 1 part per million
    • Thyroidinum = 10 part per billion
    • Somatropin = 1×10-30 = there are no words

    Homeopathic “drugs” never list the starting concentration or amounts in the product, but diluting something by a factor of ten-to-the-thirty ensures not one single molecule of the original compound will make it into the bottle. This, of course, means the HGH is at “maximum strength”, in the homeopathic way of magical thinking.

    You’ll surely find some molecules of pig brain and maybe even a few molecules of cow glands, but I suspect they’re not buying the “active” ingredients in shipping container lots. In round numbers, one pig adrenal, one cow thyroid, and one drop of actual HGH would supply their needs well into the future.

    I would like to see how they dilute those ingredients, because I doubt they have legions of trained homeopaths succussing bottles against elastic surfaces.

    Of course, such dilution requires careful attention to detail, lest a stray molecule make its way into the final product, which surely justifies the punch line:

    Somaderm homeopathic HGH - Price
    Somaderm homeopathic HGH – Price

    There is also a $150 “Membership Price”, suggesting a multi-level marketing scam running in parallel. Some rummaging on their website reveals cryptic phrases confirming the suspicion: “Be the change that will inspire others to follow” and “Information on how to become a distributor“.

    Ya gotta admire ’em for not even blinking.

    A note on commenting: there is zero evidence of efficacy¸ so don’t even try to advocate homeopathy. If it worked, it’d be medicine, not a MLM scam.

  • Wyze Cam vs. Xiamoi-Dafang Hacks

    The Wyze Cam is a surprisingly inexpensive camera firmly lashed to the Wyze app, with no provision for ordinary IP camera streaming. It seems to be a generic camera with custom firmware and, unsurprisingly, one can commandeer the bootloader with different firmware from a MicroSD card, thereby adding missing functions and suppressing undesired actions.

    Oddly, buying a genuine Wyze Cam directly from Wyze isn’t significantly more expensive than a generic from the usual eBay / Amazon sellers. Bonus: the legit camera arrives next week rather than in a month or two.

    I found one of my few remaining 2 GB MicroSD cards, formatted it with a 512 MB (!) FAT32 partition (per the suggestions), set up the “custom firmware” bootloader, and installed it with no issues.

    Installing the new firmware requires copying a directory tree, configuring the WiFi SSID and password in the usual wpa_supplicant, and rebooting. Works fine and, yeah, the camera now runs Linux.

    I told the router to assign a known IP address to the camera’s MAC address, set up port forwarding for port 8554 to that IP address, put the camera against the storm window in the kitchen, and rebooted everything to get it working:

    Wyze Cam in kitchen window
    Wyze Cam in kitchen window

    Unfortunately, while it works more-or-less well with browsers on the local network, it’s apparently inaccessible from outside. The router manages a DDNS name-to-IP mapping to make itself findable, the port is open, the forwarding seems correct, no image data arrives to browsers outside, and they eventually time out.

    Changing to port 8080 doesn’t help, nor does using MJPEG instead of H264 encoding.

    Even more unfortunately, the router doesn’t do hairpin connections (inside to outside to inside), so I can’t debug this mess from the Comfy Chair.

    This is a placeholder for what I’ve done while I accumulate more knowledge …

  • Garden Hose Y-Valve Autopsy

    One of the handles snapped off a Y valve at the garden and I finally got around to an autopsy:

    Garden Y Valve - cross sectioned
    Garden Y Valve – cross sectioned

    That’s using a 24 tpi bandsaw blade, which doesn’t cut nearly as smoothly as a fancy diamond saw, but seems good enough for the purpose. Most of the ripply shading on the cut plane comes from specular reflections; it’s pot metal all the way through and cuts to a high shine.

    A closeup shows more detail around the (now hemispheric) ball valve:

    Garden Y Valve - thread detail
    Garden Y Valve – thread detail

    You can see faint straight lines just inside the hose threads, which gives a hint of what’s to come.

    Pry out the sectioned ball and dislodge the O-ring from the now-obvious insert:

    Garden Y Valve - O-rings
    Garden Y Valve – O-rings

    Gently squish the threads in the bench vise to pop out the insert:

    Garden Y Valve - plug removed
    Garden Y Valve – plug removed

    If lives depended on it, one could dismantle and repair the valve without recourse to a bandsaw, but …

  • Bathroom Drawer Knob: Whoopsie!

    I managed to snag a cargo pocket on the under-sink drawer knob in the Black Bathroom:

    Bathroom knob - bent screw
    Bathroom knob – bent screw

    Did a job on the pocket, too, although after Mary was done with it, you’d never know.

    With that much of a bend in the screw, the knob left a nasty divot in the drawer front requiring a layer of wood-filled epoxy:

    Bathroom knob - filled divot
    Bathroom knob – filled divot

    I sanded it more-or-less flush with the surface, taking great pains to not scuff the surrounding paint. A similar layer fills the corresponding divot under the screw head inside the front.

    Despite appearances, only about 1/8 inch of the epoxy peeked around the knob, so I painted it black with a Sharpie, ran the knob onto the screw, and declared victory:

    Bathroom knob - restored
    Bathroom knob – restored

    I’ll (try to) (remember to) stand further back from the knob …

  • Miniblind Roller Repair

    The rod along the left side of our miniblinds turns a shaft spanning the length of the housing which pulls-and-releases three pairs of cords tilting the blades, with one roller for each pair. The cords loop over, pass under, and are secured to a tab on the roller with metal ferrules, thusly:

    Miniblind roller - intact
    Miniblind roller – intact

    One day, the middle section of all the blades on one miniblind stopped tilting, prompting this discovery:

    Miniblind roller - broken tab
    Miniblind roller – broken tab

    The correct solution is, of course, to replace the entire miniblind, but our 1955 window frames don’t match up well with contemporary miniblind hardware and I was unwilling to reinvent that particular wheel for this occasion.

    So I laid the cords in place, put the broken tab atop them, and held the mess together with a strip of the obligatory Kapton tape:

    Miniblind roller - repositioned tab
    Miniblind roller – repositioned tab

    Easing some epoxy under the tab and soaking the cords atop the tape held everything together in approximately the original layout:

    Miniblind roller - epoxy backfill
    Miniblind roller – epoxy backfill

    Two days after I reinstalled the miniblind, a second roller broke and was restored by a similar treatment. While I had the thing on the bench clamped in the bench vise, I preemptively slobbered epoxy on the intact roller in the hope of reinforcing it.

    So far, so good!

  • Amazon Product Puzzlement

    Amazon’s top three offerings for American Standard 023529-0070A:

    Amazon - American Standard Faucet Valves
    Amazon – American Standard Faucet Valves

    They’re all “by American Standard”, but you must check each item to discover where it’s coming from:

    • “Ships from and sold by Amazon.com”
    • “Ships from and sold by Gatzies
    • Ships from and sold by moneyworldstore

    Although I’ve done my fair share of repairs to this faucet, I don’t need a cartridge every month and, in any event, signing up for Subscribe & Save doesn’t promise much in the way of savings.

    The second listing has the best price by a small margin. I’m content to pay half a buck more to have Amazon handle the entire transaction, rather than deal with some random Amazon Marketplace vendor.

    The third listing seems to be a bizarre algorithmically priced corner case, a no-stock placeholder, or a money-laundering scheme. Judging from the pricing of other “moneyworldstore” offerings, their business model doesn’t include retail sales.

    So much weirdness from one simple item …