Power Outage Explained

Spotted in the corner gas station’s wrecked car lookaside buffer:

The white paint seemed familiar:

Word has it the 16 year old son was driving, with his father in the passenger seat, and managed to lose control without any of the usual causative factors. Everyone lived to tell the tale, which is a tribute to the contemporary auto tech we all take for granted.

Contrary to what we thought, they crashed around 8 pm and Central Hudson cut the power around midnight to repair the lines.

Looks they’ll need another truck; that ain’t gonna buff right out.