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Ed’s Atomic Fireball Avocado Smoothie

Dump into a stick blender cup:

  • 1 tsp erythritol
  • 5 drops stevia
  • ≈2 ml mint extract
  • 1/2 tsp Vietnamese Cinnamon
  • 3+ tsp cocoa powder
  • 1/2 avocado, chunked
  • 6 fl oz whole milk to make ≈10 fl oz total

Blend thoroughly. Slurp.

Atomic Fireball Avocado Smoothie
Atomic Fireball Avocado Smoothie

Notes:

  • Another scant ounce of milk makes less of a slurry
  • More cinnamon cannot possibly be a bad thing
  • Commercial mint may be more potent

AFAICT, this is the only way to make an avocado palatable.

There is absolutely no connection with yesterday’s post.

Comments

2 responses to “Ed’s Atomic Fireball Avocado Smoothie”

  1. Daniel B. Martin Avatar
    Daniel B. Martin

    You want to make an avocado palatable? Erythritol is a sugar alcohol. You are on the right track. This is another method, one which requires fewer ingredients.
    1) Drink 1 ounce of tequila. Wait 10 minutes.
    2) Drink 1 ounce of tequila. Wait 10 minutes.
    3) Cut an avocado in half. Remove and discard the pit. Eat the avocado flesh with a teaspoon. You will smack your lips and say, “this is delicious” just before passing out.

    1. Ed Avatar
      Ed

      In that condition, one might forget to discard the pit and still say it’s delicious. [urp]