Nah, that can’t possibly be a …
Tell me it’s not a really bad wig …
Gently now …
Whew!
Found on Old Mill Road, just downstream of the Red Oaks Mill dam; the Mighty Wappingers Creek flows on the left.
That’s all I have to say…
If You See Something, Say Something
The Smell of Molten Projects in the Morning 
[Ed: For those of you reluctant to click on random links, it’s a video of a movie of the Mills Brothers singing “I Ain’t Got Nobody”…]
That… should be punished. :-D