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Category: Oddities

Who’d’a thunk it?

  • Sears Microwave: Laying-On of Hands Repair

    Sears Microwave: Laying-On of Hands Repair

    Although essentially all kitchens feature a microwave over the stove, essentially all women have difficulty reaching it. As a result, our kitchen has two microwaves: the built-in Samsung over the stove and our trusty Sears Kenmore on the counter.

    We’ve had it for a while:

    Sears Microwave - data plate
    Sears Microwave – data plate

    Apart from the turntable rollers, it’s been utterly reliable for the last two decades, until the Start button stopped working:

    Sears Microwave - control panel
    Sears Microwave – control panel

    The membrane switch panel seems to be in good shape, with no cracks in the plastic surface. Only the Start button failed, which suggested the switch contact pad had failed and ruled out broken matrix traces on the flexible circuitry.

    Back in the day, they kept casual tinkerers out of the dangerous interior:

    Sears Microwave - Torx security screw
    Sears Microwave – Torx security screw

    That would not be me:

    Sears Microwave - security bit set
    Sears Microwave – security bit set

    Over the course of two decades, an occasional food explosion produces a surprising amount of debris:

    Sears Microwave - exhaust vent spatter
    Sears Microwave – exhaust vent spatter

    Go ahead, I dare you, show us your microwave exhaust vent.

    The control panel circuit board & wiring looks like this:

    Sears Microwave - control board - in place
    Sears Microwave – control board – in place

    Unplugging all the connectors proceeds as you’d expect, whereupon a single screw (out of sight to the top) releases the control assembly and pulling the whole thing upward gets it out of the cabinet:

    Sears Microwave - control board
    Sears Microwave – control board

    The capacitors show no signs of The Plague, but those resistors near the optoisolator (?) in the middle have a suspicious thermal plume.

    The ribbon cable from the control surface goes into a connector with the usual locking collar:

    Sears Microwave - control panel cable connector
    Sears Microwave – control panel cable connector

    The cable also has cutouts latching into tabs molded into the collar:

    Sears Microwave - control panel ribbon cable - locking tabs
    Sears Microwave – control panel ribbon cable – locking tabs

    Removing two screws at the transformer releases the PCB:

    Sears Microwave - control panel interior
    Sears Microwave – control panel interior

    Which promptly slammed the whole repair mission to a dead stop: with the entire membrane switch assembly glued to the front of the plastic shell, there is no way to get to the Start switch. Trying to peel the membrane off will most certainly destroy it.

    Because all the other functions still worked, including the Add Minute button, we figured we can eke out a few more years before something else fails or the lack of one button gets intolerably annoying.

    I reassembled everything in reverse order, plugged it in, and, while setting the clock, discovered the Start button once again worked perfectly.

    It’s a classic laying-on of hands repair: take something apart, replace nothing, reassemble, and it works!

    If the Start button is not part of the overall switch matrix, with a separate conductor through the ribbon cable, un- and re- plugging would be enough to restore a flaky contact. We’ll never know the rest of the story, although with this post as a reminder, maybe I can remember to tear the matrix apart when we scrap it out.

    Somebody give me an Amen!

  • Welcome, Whoever You Are

    Welcome, Whoever You Are

    Last week, somebody evidently found the blog interesting enough to more than double the usual page view count:

    Blog visitors - 2024-11-12
    Blog visitors – 2024-11-12

    Singlehandedly tripled the “Views per visitor” number from the usual 1.3-ish to 3.6, too.

    It happens occasionally and sometimes I go back and read a few dozen posts just to remind myself what I was doing / thinking at the time.

  • Helicopter Power Line Inspection

    Helicopter Power Line Inspection

    A power transmission line (probably 115 or 138 kV) runs along the Casper Creek (f.k.a. Casperkill) and through the Vassar campus beyond our back yard, which accounted for a loud roar one morning:

    Helicopter power line inspection
    Helicopter power line inspection

    The pilot hovered above each pylon long enough for the inspector seated in the open door to do whatever needed doing:

    Helicopter power line inspection - clear view
    Helicopter power line inspection – clear view

    A casual image search suggests it’s an MD520N (N = NOTAR = “No Tail Rotor”) helicopter. Although the NOTAR back end produces much less noise than an exposed rotor, it was plenty loud enough a few hundred feet away.

    Folks who know more than I do about helicopters pointed out the tail rotor I didn’t see. Here’s a tight crop from another image with the rotor in plain view:

    Helicopter power line inspection - MD500
    Helicopter power line inspection – MD500

    Just another day at the office …

  • The Good Old Days Weren’t: Arsenical Poisons

    The Good Old Days Weren’t: Arsenical Poisons

    An entry from The New Garden Encylopedia, copyright 1936 through 1946, gives recommendations for using arsenical poisons in your garden:

    Arsenical poisons
    Arsenical poisons

    My father always said anybody who talks fondly of The Good Old Days wasn’t alive back then. He was and thought things had definitely improved since then.

    Words to live by.

  • Road Construction: Continual Damage

    Road Construction: Continual Damage

    Having watched a tour bus jounce over the poor suffering street lamp base, I can easily understand how something similarly large killed the street signs:

    Street Lamp Base - Overview
    Street Lamp Base – Overview

    The black ring in the upper left formerly positioned a barrel over the lamp base:

    Street Lamp Base - barrel ring
    Street Lamp Base – barrel ring

    Something heavy shaved down those bolts:

    Street Lamp Base - detail
    Street Lamp Base – detail

    The blue-and-white pull cord seems at risk of vanishing.

    They’re now laying asphalt and the project continues apace.

  • Leaf Engraving

    Leaf Engraving

    A discussion about engraving leaves on the LightBurn forum prompted an experiment with a seasonally appropriate motif:

    Engraved leaves
    Engraved leaves

    Those ran at 500 mm/s with 8 to 10% power, respectively the fastest speed & lowest power for my 60 W CO₂ laser.

    The mmmm material has obvious irregularities and doesn’t lie flat:

    Engraved leaf
    Engraved leaf

    A closer look:

    Engraved leaf - detail
    Engraved leaf – detail

    The line interval is an absurdly large 0.5 mm to keep the leaf from falling apart, as the laser burns almost completely through despite the low power.

    I thought about scattering a bunch of these along the driveway, but came to my senses just in time …

  • Road Construction: Collateral Damage

    Road Construction: Collateral Damage

    NYS DOT installed rows of street lamp foundations along both sides of Rt 376 as part of the intersection reconstruction that will eventually put a fourth traffic circle along Raymond Avenue. Until the intersection of Rombout House Lane with Rt 376 vanishes, this lamp base at the corner sits well within the turning radius of the heavy trucks entering & exiting the contractor’s material dump & equipment marshalling yard:

    Street Lamp Base - A
    Street Lamp Base – A

    The fluorescent paint appeared after something heavy ran over the base and bent two of the bolts that should secure the lamp post.

    A few days and a few more passes killed those bolts dead:

    Street Lamp Base - A - more destruction
    Street Lamp Base – A – more destruction

    The barrier barrel in the background sat atop the base for a few days, but obviously didn’t affect the outcome.

    A few hundred feet south, a heavy metallic mass sheared off another pair of bolts and bent the survivors:

    Street Lamp Base - B
    Street Lamp Base – B

    Someone eventually moved the sheared bolt atop the base, so perhaps the damage has been noted where that note will have some effect.

    The “bolts” are the threaded end of long rods embedded in the three or four feet of pre-cast concrete forming the lamp base. The concave concrete mass to the right in the first picture is residue from the poured concrete in the hole anchoring the base to the ground.

    A four foot deep trench along the row of lamps holds electrical conduit between them for the wiring that will eventually surface through the conduit covered by the duct tape. The white-and-blue cord hauls the pull tape from one base to the next to pull the conductors through the conduit.

    Replacing those cast-in-place bases won’t be a trivial (pronounced “inexpensive”) operation and I suspect a powerful motivation to just un-bend the wounded bolts and pretend they’re not severely weakened. I doubt a base with just two bolts will pass final inspection, but maybe the inspector won’t look inside the lamp pole covers.

    Nah, that sort of thing never happens …