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Category: Oddities

Who’d’a thunk it?

  • 3-In-One Motor Oil: Mystery Inclusions

    3-In-One Motor Oil: Mystery Inclusions

    Our new-to-us house included a heavy-duty basement dehumidifier with a blower motor calling for a few drops of SAE 20 oil twice a year. Some searching turned up a specialized flavor of 3-In-One Oil for motors.

    It arrived with free inclusions:

    3-in-One Motor Oil - top inclusion
    3-in-One Motor Oil – top inclusion

    Backlighting makes them more obvious:

    3-in-One Motor Oil - top inclusion - backlit
    3-in-One Motor Oil – top inclusion – backlit

    There’s also a free-floating jellyfish slightly denser than the oil:

    3-in-One Motor Oil - bottom inclusion - backlit
    3-in-One Motor Oil – bottom inclusion – backlit

    As is now the typical case with Amazon purchases, the only choices are to return / exchange the item, as the seller cannot be contacted directly. I tried sending 3-In-One a question through their website, en passant discovering they’ve been Borged by The WD-40 Company, only to be rejected by the site’s Captcha without ever seeing the test images.

    AFAICT, it’s oil and the motor will just have to get used to it.

  • Mailbox Post Repair

    Mailbox Post Repair

    One doorbell ding came from a guy who sheepishly admitted he had just collided with our mailbox, which sits on the outside of a gentle curve and sticks out, IMO, a bit too far into the street.

    This not being my first time in this rodeo, I allowed as how if he’d replace whatever broke, I’d do the fixing and it’d be all good. As it turned out, the only broken part was the foamed-plastic post, which split neatly along its length around the crosspiece hole. After looking things over, I said I’d just epoxy it together and call it done.

    That afternoon, I mixed up a generous cup of the casting epoxy I’d been using for coasters and suchlike. It is now well past its best-used-by date and somewhat cloudy, but I figured it would suffice for the purpose; nobody will notice cloudy epoxy on a mailbox post.

    I have Too. Many. Clamps. and know how to use them:

    Mailbox post repair
    Mailbox post repair

    He departed, quite literally in tears, over my not raking him through the coals. I figured anybody who’d stop and admit to property damage needed encouragement, not chastisement, and replacing the headlight on his pickup would be more than enough punishment.

    That was easy.

  • AI Artistry

    AI Artistry

    My techie news feed spat out a reference to an AI text-to-image generator, so I figured I’d try it out.

    The caption is the prompt producing the image, with the style in parentheses …

    steam engine black and white engraving full page detailed
    steam engine black and white engraving full page detailed (art)

    Much wheel! Such hinge! Crazy piston! Also, where do the red cowcatcher and amber headlight come from in a “black and white engraving”?

    diesel engine black and white detailed
    diesel engine black and white detailed (photorealistic)

    Well, it is an “engine”.

    diesel engine black and white detailed
    diesel engine black and white detailed (anime)

    Now, that is a manly engine, but with red widgets.

    steam boiler black and white engraving full page detailed
    steam boiler
    black and white engraving full page detailed (anime)

    It has the appearance of an old catalog page, until you look closely.

    OK, let’s try for some wildlife …

    pileated woodpecker line drawing, black and white, on tree
    pileated woodpecker line drawing, black and white, on tree (art)

    So. Many. Legs.

    stained glass window bird motif
    stained glass window bird motif (photorealistic)

    Not bad. Not bad at all.

    coloring book chickadee on twig
    coloring book chickadee on twig (art)

    Chickadees seem like relentlessly cheerful little birds, but that oddly spherical critter is definitely having a hard time.

    phoebe sketch, black and white, detailed, full frame
    phoebe sketch, black and white, detailed, full frame (art)

    Oops.

    phoebe bird sketch, black and white, detailed, full frame
    phoebe bird sketch, black and white, detailed, full frame (art)

    That must be a mil-spec phoebe, because it definitely doesn’t resemble any phoebe I’ve ever seen.

    Bottom line: Although the pictures are much better drawn than I can do, the (in)accuracy of the content prevents it from solving any problems I have.

  • Rollover Cycling Crash

    Rollover Cycling Crash

    The decaying ADA bump (a.k.a. detectable warning) strips at the Dutchess Rail Trail’s Overocker Road Trailhead require cyclists to carefully pick their line. We’re on our way for groceries, so I’m towing the BOB Yak trailer and have just jounced over the edge of the concrete “ramp” while making a right-angle turn to the right:

    Rollover 2024-04-09 - 0020
    Rollover 2024-04-09 – 0020

    The four-digit frame numbers tick along at 60 FPS.

    The car remained stopped at the crossing during this whole affair.

    Mary is approaching along the same line with the same intent:

    Rollover 2024-04-09 - 0198
    Rollover 2024-04-09 – 0198

    A closer look shows her front wheel is parallel to the edge of the concrete ramp:

    Rollover 2024-04-09 - 0198 detail
    Rollover 2024-04-09 – 0198 detail

    We think her wheel slipped off the edge of the concrete and, with the edge preventing her from steering left to counterbalance the sudden tilt, she knows she’s going to fall:

    Rollover 2024-04-09 - 0228
    Rollover 2024-04-09 – 0228

    Whereupon Newton took control and left no way out:

    Rollover 2024-04-09 - 0250
    Rollover 2024-04-09 – 0250

    Fortunately, this is at about zero miles per hour:

    Rollover 2024-04-09 - 0276
    Rollover 2024-04-09 – 0276

    She collected a nasty bruise on her starboard ham, plus a few scuffs here and there as the bike basically rolled over her:

    Rollover 2024-04-09 - 0306
    Rollover 2024-04-09 – 0306

    And back down again:

    Rollover 2024-04-09 - 0330
    Rollover 2024-04-09 – 0330

    Elapsed time: 100 frames = 1.7 seconds.

    The drivers of vehicles in both directions rushed to assist Mary, but, apart from a few bruises and scrapes, she was in good shape.

    The fairing incurred fatal cracks, but held together as we completed the mission. No surprise: after nearly a quarter-century of sunlight exposure, polycarbonate loses a lot of its durability.

    Now, to be honest, we both ignored the Dismount before crossing road sign at the intersection. Over the years, I have seen a few cyclists stop and dismount before walking through the trail’s at-grade road crossings, but they are most certainly the rare exception; we all stop while waiting for traffic to recognize our presence, then ride through.

    Rail trail maintenance has always been a low priority and the County’s “Vision Statements” over the decades have been largely irrelevant to what actually happens out on the pavement. ADA strips at trail crossings have been decaying for years and I expect that to continue for many more.

  • Play Like A Barbarian

    Play Like A Barbarian

    It’s apparently customary for piano tuners to annotate their work on the keys, starting after the serial numbers on the bass notes at the left end:

    Piano tuner notes
    Piano tuner notes

    After admiring that, you can pop the hammer links off with a prybar:

    Detaching piano keys
    Detaching piano keys

    All 88 keys stack neatly into a Home Depot Extra Small moving box, filling it about 2/3 full, starting with the bass keys on the bottom:

    Boxed piano keys
    Boxed piano keys

    I harvested the lovely wood panels, then the scrapper hauled the carcass to the transfer station. Perhaps it raised the secret chord when it hit the bottom …

    Lest you wonder why we didn’t try to contact X, who would surely be interested in a free piano: we did. Believe me, we tried, for many values of X, only to find nobody wants a piano in this day and age.

  • SJCam M50 Trail Camera: Battery Wire FAIL

    SJCam M50 Trail Camera: Battery Wire FAIL

    My SJCam M50 Trail Camera has had its share of problems, including water making it past the seals to corrode some connections:

    M50 Trail Cam - contact corrosion
    M50 Trail Cam – contact corrosion

    I thought cleaning that mess up would solve an intermittent power problem, but the camera continued to fail immediately after being deployed and finally refused to work at all.

    The camera case has eight (!) AA cells in one half connected to the electronics in the other half by a pair of wires that pass through the hinge between the halves:

    M50 Trail Cam - pivot wire route
    M50 Trail Cam – pivot wire route

    The steel rod is the hinge pivot, with the battery half wearing brown and the electronics half in lighter plastic. As you’ll see in a bit, the rod is fixed in the electronics half and the battery half pivots around it.

    The two short case sections on the right contain the two wires carrying the 6 V battery power. Some gentle manipulation suggested the fault lay inside those hinge sections, which meant I had to figure out how to get them apart.

    The other end of the steel rod has a knurled section jammed firmly into the electronics half, but I managed to carve away just enough plastic to expose just enough of the knurl to get just enough of a grip (yes, with a pair of genuine Vise-Grip 10WR Locking Pliers, accept no substitutes) to yoink the rod out:

    M50 Trail Cam - extracted pivot
    M50 Trail Cam – extracted pivot

    With the hinge released, the problem became immediately obvious:

    M50 Trail Cam - failed hinge wires
    M50 Trail Cam – failed hinge wires

    Yes, those are wire strands poking out of the hole in the left hinge section.

    A tedious needle-nose tweezer session extracted the remains of the wires from the hinge and cleaned out the adhesive:

    M50 Trail Cam - extracted OEM PVC wires
    M50 Trail Cam – extracted OEM PVC wires

    Although those two hinge sections are hollow with plenty of room for the wire, it seems the assembler squirted adhesive into both sections to glue the wires in place. As a result, every time I opened the case to charge the batteries, maybe two millimeters of wire twisted 180° degrees. The wonder is that it lasted as long as it did.

    I snaked a pair of 20 AWG silicone-insulated wires through the hinge sections:

    M50 Trail Cam - silicone rewiring
    M50 Trail Cam – silicone rewiring

    The OEM wires had PVC insulation, which is a terrible choice for wires that will undergo lots of flexing, but that’s what SJCam used.

    Two untidy blobs of acrylic caulk do at least as good a job of sealing the case openings as the black gunk visible in the earlier pictures:

    M50 Trail Cam - new caulk
    M50 Trail Cam – new caulk

    I left all of the wire in the hinge un-stuck, hoping the twist will distribute itself over maybe 5 mm of wire and last longer.

    In anticipation of future repairs, however, I left enough of the knurled end of the hinge rod exposed to get an easy grip:

    M50 Trail Cam - restaked pivot
    M50 Trail Cam – restaked pivot

    Solder the new wires to the old pads, assemble in reverse order, and it works as well as it ever did:

    The alert reader will note I did not reset the camera clock after charging the batteries, a process requiring the janky SJCam app.

    The two finches on the right have been constructing a nest in the wreath hanging at our front door. They tolerate our presence, although they’d be happier if delivery folks dropped packages elsewhere.

  • Little Fairy Electric Sparklers

    Little Fairy Electric Sparklers

    From back when “electric” was the new hotness:

    Little Fairy Electric Sparklers - box front
    Little Fairy Electric Sparklers – box front

    The back of the box gets downright multilingual, although there’s no English-language mention of “magnesium” anywhere on the box:

    Little Fairy Electric Sparklers - box back
    Little Fairy Electric Sparklers – box back
    Little Fairy Electric Sparklers - box right
    Little Fairy Electric Sparklers – box right
    Little Fairy Electric Sparklers - box left
    Little Fairy Electric Sparklers – box left

    They are most assuredly not electric, which means they have no batteries to corrode and they still work fine:

    Little Fairy Electric Sparklers - test firing
    Little Fairy Electric Sparklers – test firing

    They emerged from a box of my father’s memorabilia, most likely packed away by his parents, so they date back to the early part of the previous century. The American Sparkler Company is long defunct, but the Internet never forgets.

    You can (maybe) buy sparklers or concoct your own. I donated the remainder to our Young Engineer, who promised to dispose of them in a safe manner.