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Category: Home Ec

Things around the home & hearth

  • Forsythia Clearing

    It was decided, in that place where what is decided must be, that the time had come to hack back the giant forsythia stand encroaching from the neighbor’s yard. The stuff tip-roots, so anything that stands in its way gets assimilated, and the only way to make headway is to tear it out by the roots.

    We eventually clearcut a section about 15 feet wide and 40 feet long by the simple expedient of lopping off everything that stuck up:

    Cleared Forsythia
    Cleared Forsythia

    Removing the roots required prying with a 7 foot length of 1.5 inch octagonal steel bar braced on a chunk of 4×4 inch lumber rammed up against the roots. With my full weight on a 6 foot lever arm, the roots would just barely break free.

    A dozen wheelbarrow loads like this went atop the branches on the heap:

    Forsythia root balls
    Forsythia root balls

    That’s my kind of outdoor work: kill them all…

    Mary raked and seeded the debris field just before the next rainfall. It ought to be good for another few years.

  • Lenovo Headset Boom: Repair Faceplant

    I picked up a Lenovo headset on sale and over the course of a few weeks the mic boom pivot worked itself loose, until I finally dismantled the left ear cup to see what was inside. Come to find out that the mic boom has a molded threaded section held into the cup with a simple nut and no locking mechanism at all:

    Lenovo headset - OEM mic boom pivot nut
    Lenovo headset – OEM mic boom pivot nut

    I think the metal washer was intended as a low-friction pivot atop the compliant silicone (?) washer underneath, but the net effect was that the nut unscrewed a little bit more every time the mic boom moved. By the time I got in there, the nut was completely off the threads.

    The original nut left a thread or two showing, so I found a thicker replacement nut with a better grip. The obvious solution involves a dab of Loctite to jam the nut in position, but we all know that some plastics, most notably acrylic, react badly to threadlocker and tend to disintegrate. Although I considered just epoxying the nut in place, that seems so, well, permanent.

    So I dutifully tested a dab of Loctite on an inconspicuous spot inside the ear cup, got no reaction at all, put a drop on the boom pivot threads, and reassembled everything:

    Lenovo headset - replacement mic boom pivot nut
    Lenovo headset – replacement mic boom pivot nut

    Alas, by the time I got back upstairs and hung the mic on the rack, the boom fell completely out of the earcup! Back in the Basement Laboratory, I dismantled the thing again and confronted this mess:

    Lenovo headset- Acrylic plastic vs. threadlock
    Lenovo headset- Acrylic plastic vs. threadlock

    Huh. The ear cup isn’t made of the same plastic as the mic boom: one shrugs off threadlock, the other disintegrates.

    That’s obvious in retrospect, eh?

    The only threads that aren’t ruined lie completely within the ear cup frame, with just a stub sticking up around the wire. So I cleaned things up and did what I should have done originally: put a dab of epoxy inside the nut to bind the pivot firmly in place. A snippet of unshrunk heatshrink tubing around the wire provides a bit of strain relief:

    Lenovo headset - boom pivot nut with epoxy
    Lenovo headset – boom pivot nut with epoxy

    There’s no longer any space for the compliant washer in that stack, so we’ll see how long this lasts. The next repair will certainly venture far inside non-economical territory. I like the headphones, though.

    Memo to Self: Check in an inconspicuous spot on the same material.

  • Toyota Sienna: Hatch Latch Handle Replacement

    Sienna hatch - replacement latch
    Sienna hatch – replacement latch

    The replacement metal latch handle fit perfectly and works fine.

    That skinny protruding arm shouldn’t break off, but now it has a metal-to-metal sliding joint that will eventually gall. With any luck, though, it’ll outlast the van… which, admittedly, that kludged repair probably would have, too.

  • Credit Card Services: A Tinge Of Doubt Crosses His Mind

    This call from Credit Card Services lasted about a minute, but was highly informative. I pressed 1 to lower my interest rates, then …

    CCS: This call is regarding an issue with your Visa and Mastercard credit card accounts. Based on changes in your credit score and repayment history over the last twelve months, you may be eligible for a lower interest rate. In order to qualify, you must have a balance on at least one card of at least $4000. Is that the case?

    Me: Sure.

    CCS: The interest rate on that account must average more than 12 percent. Is that the case?

    Me: Sure.

    CCS: I must verify your phone number. Our records show that it is [reads off number].

    Me: Sure.

    CCS: And your name is [reads off my formal name, which shows he doesn’t know me from Adam Smith].

    Me: Sure.

    CCS: What is the total balance on all your credit cards?

    Me: Well, that’s hard to say.

    CCS: All we need is an estimate.

    Me: Let’s call it ten grand. [This is a lie. Next time, I’ll say twenty grand.]

    CCS: And how many credit cards do you have?

    Me: Four. [Also a lie. Next time, I’ll say eight.]

    CCS: [background chatter, loud crash, call disconnects.]

    Previous Credit Card Services contestants have sworn that they do not know what number they dialed. After you pass a minimum qualification, well, suddenly they do know your number and your name. Huh. Who’d’a thunk it?

    This contestant did not pass me to the CCS Level 2 Closer, the guy who attempts to tongue-wrestle victims into divulging a credit card number that he will instantly siphon money out of. We recently burned the balance in a gift card obtained for test-driving a Toyota (hey, I won’t pass up free money), so maybe I’ll feed those digits into the next call.

    If I sounded more enthusiastic, I’m sure I could reach the Closer!

    I used to think that a sensible person running a scam like CCS would make it a point to not re-call smartasses who jerk my reps around. Now, I’m sure the reps run on pure commission and the marginal cost of making a phone call sits right around zero, so the sensible person running CCS has nothing to lose.

    Search herein for Credit Card Services (or just CCS) to find previous installments of this continuing adventure.

    The title is a tip o’ the cycling helmet to Zappa:

    Motorcycle Man: Well, let’s make a deal if you think that’s true
    I mean, you’re the devil, so whatcha gonna do?

    Devil: Wait a minute. A tinge of doubt crosses my mind
    When you say that you want to make a deal with me.

    You find the rest on your own, OK?

  • Whirlpool Refrigerator Fan Noise: Cartridge Bearings?

    The endcaps of that fan motor have a crimped-in-place aluminum disk capturing a felt washer that held oil and a circular spring that presses the spherical bronze bearing in place:

    Fan motor endcap - interior
    Fan motor endcap – interior

    Pulling all that out reveals the bearing (tilted on its side to show the spherical outer shape):

    Fan motor endcap - parts
    Fan motor endcap – parts

    The shaft is a scant 3/16 inch in diameter, about 0.181 instead of 0.1875 inch. I have some 3/16 inch ID cartridge bearings in the heap that are a sloppy fit on the shaft, but nothing that a wrap of 2 or 3 mil shimstock and a dab of green Loctite wouldn’t cure.

    A bit of doodling suggests two of these bearing holders should fit in the endcaps, stand over the spherical bearing mounts, capture the ball bearing OD, keep dust out of the balls, and perhaps have enough compliance to let the bearings self-adjust to the right fit:

    Fan Bearing Holder
    Fan Bearing Holder

    The fan tries to pull the rotor out of the frame, although I think the bearings & Loctite can handle that much axial load. I must try this out on the bench and see how long it takes for the Freezer Dog to return…

    It needs a trial print and some sizing adjustment, plus maybe an allowance for end play, but it’s close.

    The OpenSCAD source code:

    // Refrigerator Fan Bearing Support
    // Ed Nisley KE4ZNU - May 2012
    
    // Layouts
    
    Layout = "Show";			// Show Fit Build
    
    Gap = 5.0;					// between parts in Show mode
    
    BuildOffset = 5.0;			// offset between parts on build plate
    
    //- Extrusion parameters must match reality!
    //  Print with +1 shells and 3 solid layers
    
    ThreadThick = 0.25;
    ThreadWidth = 2.0 * ThreadThick;
    
    HoleWindage = 0.2;
    
    function IntegerMultiple(Size,Unit) = Unit * ceil(Size / Unit);
    
    Protrusion = 0.1;			// make holes end cleanly
    
    //----------------------
    // Dimensions
    
    CapID = 32.0;				// bearing endcap
    CapHeight = 7.0;			//  ... below aluminum cap recess
    
    SupportOD = 10.3;			// spherical bearing support
    SupportHeight = 3.0;
    
    BearingOD = 12.7;			// ball bearing race
    BearingID = 4.68;			//  ... shaft dia
    BearingThick = 4.0;
    
    Ribs = 8;					// number of support ribs
    RibLength = 2.0;			// length beyond cylinder
    RibWidth = 4*ThreadWidth;
    
    LidOD = CapID/2;			// bearing retainer lid
    LidThick = 2*ThreadThick;
    
    //----------------------
    // Useful routines
    
    module PolyCyl(Dia,Height,ForceSides=0) {			// based on nophead's polyholes
    
      Sides = (ForceSides != 0) ? ForceSides : (ceil(Dia) + 2);
    
      FixDia = Dia / cos(180/Sides);
    
      cylinder(r=(FixDia + HoleWindage)/2,
               h=Height,
    	   $fn=Sides);
    }
    
    module ShowPegGrid(Space = 10.0,Size = 1.0) {
    
      Range = floor(50 / Space);
    
    	for (x=[-Range:Range])
    	  for (y=[-Range:Range])
    		translate([x*Space,y*Space,Size/2])
    		  %cube(Size,center=true);
    
    }
    
    //-------------------
    // Objects
    
    module Retainer() {
      color("Green")
      difference() {
    	PolyCyl(LidOD,LidThick);
    	translate([0,0,-Protrusion])
    	  PolyCyl(BearingID,(LidThick + 2*Protrusion),8);
      }
    }
    
    module Holder() {
    
      color("Chocolate")
      difference() {
    
    	union() {
    	  cylinder(r=(CapID - 2*RibLength)/2,h=(CapHeight + LidThick));
    	  for (Index = [0:Ribs-1]) {
    		rotate(Index*360/Ribs)
    		  translate([0,-RibWidth/2,0])
    			cube([CapID/2,RibWidth,CapHeight],center=false);
    	  }
    	}
    
    	translate([0,0,-Protrusion])
    	  PolyCyl(SupportOD,(CapHeight + 2*Protrusion));		// clear old support
    
    	translate([0,0,SupportHeight])
    	  PolyCyl(BearingOD,CapHeight);						// bearing pocket
    
    	translate([0,0,(SupportHeight + BearingThick)])
    	  PolyCyl(LidOD,CapHeight);							// bearing retainer
    
      }
    }
    
    //-------------------
    // Build things...
    
    ShowPegGrid();
    
    if (Layout == "Show") {
      Holder();
      translate([0,0,(CapHeight + Gap)])
    	Retainer();
    }
    
    if (Layout == "Fit") {
      Holder();
      translate([0,0,CapHeight])
    	Retainer();
    }
    
    if (Layout == "Build") {
      translate([(CapID/2 + BuildOffset),0,0])
    	Holder();
      translate([-(LidOD/2 + BuildOffset),0,0])
    	Retainer();
    
    }
    
    

    Well, it’s a thought…

  • Subscription Billing Service: Scam by Mail

    This sort of thing arrives quite often, looking very official with all its Control Numbers, three-color printing, good production values, and suchlike:

    Subscription Billing Service - front
    Subscription Billing Service – front

    Generally, Subscription Billing Service offers subscriptions / renewals to magazines I’d never subscribe to. As it turns out, we actually subscribe to Science News and their subscription reminder arrived a few days later, which gave me the opportunity to fish the SBS form out of the recycling bin and compare prices. Turns out that the SBS  “one of the lowest available rates we can offer” deal is just about exactly twice what you’d pay directly to Science News.

    Huh. What a surprise.

    The Fine Print on the back of the SBS form shows how they get away with this nonsense, at least given an unending supply of new suckers to exploit. You have seven days to “cancel” and you’ll pay $20 for the privilege of not having a middleman double the price:

    Subscription Billing Service - back
    Subscription Billing Service – back

    I do wonder how they can act as an “agent” without having a “direct relationship with the publishers”. Just one of those little mysteries of the universe, somewhat like how dark matter can be everywhere and nowhere at once.

    It’s a perfectly legitimate business, I suppose, but that doesn’t mean they’re not scum…

  • Outdated First Aid Instructions

    The Plumbing Treasure Chest started life as a first-aid box designed to hang on a  wall. Inside the drop-down lid appears this list of Instructions For First Aid:

    Instructions For First Aid
    Instructions For First Aid

    You can’t even buy some of that stuff these days…