Plenty of wrecked vehicles wash up on the shores of the corner gas station / repair shop, but this is a first:
Yes, those are what you think they are:
We think it spent some time downrange on the local police training lot, but these days you never can tell.
The Smell of Molten Projects in the Morning 
“…these days you never can tell. ” Is it a western capercaillie or mountain biker. Take a ride on the wild side.
“Suspended sentence for Lapland mountain bike shooter”
https://yle.fi/news/3-11890974
Well, I thought of a nice headline my favorite newspaper The Onion ran last week:
“Police Experimenting With Nonlethal Methods To Give Speeding Ticket”