This truck’s home base seems to be south of Maloney on Rt 376 and it occasionally passes me on the road:

My eye-blink reaction that it was a junker turns out to be completely wrong, as it sports a really great paint job (vinyl wrap?):

The junker aspect may not be quite what they expected…
I’m not sure that’s skeuomorphic, but I don’t know the proper term.
Wow. They even made the paint chips peel and stick out.
Not quite correct either maybe, but that’s the other term:
Trompe-l’œil (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trompe-l'oeil)
Ah! That’s much better.
Congrats for finding the Unicode ligature, too…