This truck’s home base seems to be south of Maloney on Rt 376 and it occasionally passes me on the road:
My eye-blink reaction that it was a junker turns out to be completely wrong, as it sports a really great paint job (vinyl wrap?):
The junker aspect may not be quite what they expected…
I’m not sure that’s skeuomorphic, but I don’t know the proper term.
The Smell of Molten Projects in the Morning 
Wow. They even made the paint chips peel and stick out.
Not quite correct either maybe, but that’s the other term:
Trompe-l’œil (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trompe-l'oeil)
Ah! That’s much better.
Congrats for finding the Unicode ligature, too…