This from the halls of Arlington Middle School, presumably from Social Studies or Italian Club or some such.
Somebody needs a course in auto wrenching, methinks.
Category: Oddities
Who’d’a thunk it?
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Patroon Parking Only
Patroon Parking Haven’t seen any patroons around here lately, so they must be keeping a low profile. Used to be a bunch of ’em in these parts.
There were a bunch o’ cars in the lot, come to think of it… maybe they were all in the liquor store.
Who knew?
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Pimp His Ride, Economy Division
Pimp a Van Saw this one in the Wal-Mart parking lot. Doncha think the rusty drums provide an understated touch of elegance to the overall effect?
Yup, it’s a Plymouth Voyager…
On the way back I witnessed a tricked-out sporty black BMW with low-profile tires doing a slo-mo U-turn on Rt 9 with a dead-flat, rolling-off-the-rim, right front tire. I figure he was heading for the Mobil a few hundred feet back on the corner, but the requisite three left turns would be good for, oh, 800 bucks worth of tire & rim damage.
On the other paw, stopping & jacking & re-tiring in the middle of Rt 9 wouldn’t work well, either.
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Ya Gotta Have Tools, Mobile Division
Once upon a time we delivered a van full of composted leaves to Mary’s Vassar Farms garden plot in the evening.
There’s a gate at the entrance that was half-closed, but Mary’s never seen it closed & locked, so we drove in and parked by the plot to toss bags. We were done in about 15 minutes, drove back to the gate, and found the Vassar security folks had locked it… with the van in plain sight.
My guess is that they were busting our chops, but one should never ascribe to malice what can be explained by stupidity.
We had a phone, but none of the bystanders knew what number to call. The ladies reported that the other gate was also locked. A chain-link fence surrounds the plots.
What to do?
The gate hinges were plain old 1″ bolts and nuts, so I figured I could just dismount a gate, drive out, then put the gate back in place. Non-destructive and easy to explain if The Man arrives while I’m at work. Plan B was to just cut the padlocked chain holding the gates together.
The back of the van has a small “tool” compartment for the jack and suchlike. I long ago added a multi-bit screwdriver set, a medium adjustable wrench (not quite big enough for a 1″ bolt, alas), a Vise-Grip, and similar odds & ends.
Fortunately, it turned out that the chain around the middle of the gates had two links held together with a 1/4-20 bolt and two nuts. I suspect this sort of thing has happened before, perhaps to someone else with a Vise-Grip.
Five minutes later, we were outside, the gate was closed & locked, and the tools were back in place.
Memo to self: add a bigger wrench.
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Spots on the Windshield
So a while ago we stayed at Mary’s folks’ apartment in Saratoga Springs.
We parked in the Visitors section of the lot in front of the rental office and, the next morning, the windshield had a bunch of whitish water-droplet-sized spatters. The previous day had been a bit rainy and we drove home over some wet roads, so I thought nothing of it; that’s what windshield washer juice is for.
But the spots didn’t quite wash off: most of the white center went away, leaving an oval outline with a line across the middle. The spots now looked like a Greek capital Theta, as though each droplet had landed on the window, slumped to the bottom of the wet area, then evaporated.
I discovered that diligent rubbing with windshield washer juice and a soft rag didn’t remove the Thetas. They looked, alarmingly, as though they’d etched their way into the glass: thin lines emerged from the rounded outline, with a sort of crinkly surface finish.
Running up the hazmat scale, I applied homebrew glass cleaner to no avail. Then I deployed denatured alcohol. Ditto.
Finally, I had a bright idea: glugged some vinegar on a rag and wiped those suckers right off, leaving the windshield sparkly clean!
As nearly as I can tell, the apartment watered their fancy new sod overnight with genuine Saratoga municipal water through below-ground sprinklers. Yup, water straight from the same aquifers supplying the local mineral baths. Maybe cleaned up a bit, but certainly not softened.
Hard water spots on the windshield, indeed!
And, yup, soap doesn’t lather worth a darn in their shower…
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License to Laugh?
Washington DC License Plate Found this one in a Hershey motel parking lot.
It turns out that these are official DC tags, not some weird protest movement’s idea of a good time!
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Counterfeit Memory Stick from eBay
Bogus Memory Stick – Front Last year I bought a “generic” Sony Memory Stick using eBay’s Bidding Assistant to get one of a whole bunch of similar items. Got it for a reasonable price, opened it up, and it turned out to be “too good to be true”: it looked to be a genuine Sony stick in sealed Sony packaging.
I checked the “how to identify a counterfeit Memory Stick” sites and concluded that it really was genuine, what with good printing and laser engraving. Sometimes these things happen; maybe the seller got a pallet of leftovers?
Bogus Memory Stick – Rear It failed a few months later, I mailed it to Sony for a warranty replacement, they concluded it was a fake, and sent it back. Huh. Those cunning Chinese are getting really good at making fakes; maybe this was a “fourth-shift” product from the real Sony factory.
I contacted the seller, who said he sells “generic” products. I pointed out that “generic” means a second-tier manufacturer’s correctly labeled product, but that he sold a falsely labeled item. He offered a refund, I asked for money to cover my shipping, and he agreed. Knock me over with a feather.
So I sent it back and he actually refunded my money, plus shipping both ways. More feather toppling.
Sony Warranty Rejection The term “fraud” did not enter the conversation, but I think he knew he was on thin ice and was willing to do whatever it took to make me Go Away.
From what I can tell, reporting this to eBay has no effect, because they already know and simply do not care.
The Smell of Molten Projects in the Morning 