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  • Gift From a Spammer: Captcha Cracking Data

    Although I’d prefer open commenting, that just isn’t practical: spambots manage to create WordPress.com user accounts and post about 300 spams per day, of which I see perhaps a dozen false positives. Asking you to either sign in or provide some details helps slow the torrent.

    Another inept spammer recently posted Yet Another un-expanded comment template, but the bungled script added some interesting information to the bottom. Here’s the last few lines from several pages of raw comment gibberish, with the URLs snipped out to protect the innocent:

    {number|quantity|amount|range|variety|selection|multitude|wide variety|phone number|figure|telephone number} {=|Equals|Equates to|Is equal to|Means|Implies} {price|cost|value|price tag|selling price|amount|expense|rate|total price|charge|fee} {return|come back|go back|give back|returning|gain|profit|yield|revisit|bring back|keep coming back}).

    [Generic URL snippage] Result: chosen nickname “ronalngh”; captcha recognized; success;
    [Asian URL snippage] Result: chosen nickname “ronalvzo”; captcha decoded (4 attempts); success – posted to first encountered partition “理桁桊钼囗睇?钺铊”;
    [Russian URL snippage] Result: SERVER ERROR (host dpk-svetlana.ru); chosen nickname “tomsckt”; registered (100%); logged in; success (profile was registered successfully, but there is no permissions for creating new topic);

    Thus confirming that even captchas don’t pose much of a challenge these days…

  • Search Engine Optimization: Which One Is Not Like The Other Ones?

    Now that Google encrypts your search terms (so they can sell the results to their customers), it’s harder to determine where folks come from. WordPress does report whatever search terms it can, though, and a recent search for plastic kitchen sink strainer caught my eye.

    Here’s what you get (or, at least, what I got on that day) by feeding those words into Google Image Search:

    Plastic Kitchen Sink Strainer - Image search results
    Plastic Kitchen Sink Strainer – Image search results

    Search engine optimization like that is to die for, eh?

    The related post described a cleanup operation that didn’t really achieve very much in the long run:

    Skimming the strainer
    Skimming the strainer

    Some years ago I machined a pair of smoke gray acrylic sink strainers (using LinuxCNC / EMC2 loops and trig functions) on the Sherline and wrote it up for my Digital Machinist column. They came out quite nicely:

    CNC Sink Strainer
    CNC Sink Strainer

    Then I did a 3D printed version on the Thing-O-Matic:

    Strainer plate fill
    Strainer plate fill

    Which produced a note about small features and another Digital Machinist column, of course.

    Subtractive machining is definitely the right hammer for some jobs…

  • Trinity Home Firefighting Robot Contest: 2013 Edition

    Dressing the Granny Doll
    Dressing the Granny Doll

    I’ll be volunteering at the TCHFFRC this weekend, so if you happen to be near Hartford CT, drop in to see some high-pressure robot debugging.

    You’ll find me behind the Robot Inspection Table, making sure everybody’s building robots that meet the same specifications. That’s a step up from a few years ago, when I got to dress the Granny Doll used in the RoboWaiter Contest…

  • Leaked Spam Template

    A wannabe spammer inadvertently sent me a nice comment-spam template:

    {{You must|You need to|You have to|You should} {take advantage of|make the most of|benefit from|take full advantage of} {all the|all of the|each of the|every one of the} software advancements that {happen to be|are actually|are|are generally} {a successful|an effective|an excellent|a prosperous} {Internet marketer|Online marketer|Internet entrepreneur|Affiliate marketer}. {If your|In case your|Should your|When your} work {begins to|starts to|actually starts to} suffer, {the competition|your competition|competition|your competitors} could {leave you|make you|create} {in the|within the|inside the|from the} dust. Show {that you are|that you will be|that you are currently|you are} always {on the|around the|in the|about the} {cutting edge|innovative|leading edge|really advanced}, {and they will|and they can} {learn to|learn how to|figure out how to|discover how to} trust {you and your|both you and your|you and the|your} products.

    Multiplying the number of choices together gives a tidy 4.8×109 different comments, each one heartbreakingly close to making sense.

    It’s now in my spam collection, along with some other nuggets snatched from the Internet’s outfall pipe…

  • Blog Summary: 2012

    Despite all the techie stuff I think is more interesting, this blog evidently remains The Source for bed bug and appliance repair help:

    2012 YTD Blog Stats
    2012 YTD Blog Stats

    I can’t explain the popularity of the End of an Era: Knights in Shining Armor post, either, but it must have SEO out the wazoo.

    Who knew I have the definitive dragonfly and Giant Swallowtail Butterfly pictures?

    It’d be nice to get Slashdotted or Hackaday-ed for something techie, rather than bedbugs again …

    Surprisingly, most visitors arrive from image searches, rather than text searches:

    2012 YTD Blog Referrer Stats
    2012 YTD Blog Referrer Stats

    The largest non-search-engine referrer was Google Reader at 4000, followed by a Lifehacker traffic spike at 3000, and then everything else. As far as search engines go: Google and debris.

    In round numbers, 650 visitors get 1000 total views per day; the overall views/visitor runs around 1.75, which I interpret to mean most folks find exactly what they want on the first page. As nearly as I can tell from the daily stats, 300 of you visit the main page and post-of-the-day, plus another 100 click in from the RSS feed. The numbers don’t add up, primarily because RSS feed clicks don’t seem to enter into their totals.

    It’s definitely not a get-rich-quick scheme, that’s for sure…

    It’s still fun and I really do use this blog as my notebook: some of those searches come from me. I appreciate you folks helping me out with useful comments and suggestion: thanks!

  • Spammers vs. Turing Test: Inching Along

    Most of the dozen or so spam comments I delete every day consist of little more than gibberish. At best, a spam comment will have a poorly worded paragraph or two touting pharmaceuticals, handbags, shoes, or other junk, with absolutely no relation to the post. It’s easy to tell they’re generated by a script: keyword-heavy verbiage, bogus usernames, junk websites, and so forth and so on. Boring, is what they are.

    Recently an interesting comment appeared in response to that post on KG-UV3D audio levels which Akismet tagged as spam:

    The microphone and radio matching capabilities are terrific. Adjust the wide-range input level for optimum drive to the built-in microphone amplifier […]

    Fluent, idiomatic English that started out pretty nearly on-point for the post! The rest of the comment sounded like advertising copy, though. Well written ad copy, but ad copy nonetheless. Feeding a representative chunk into Google produced a link to the description of the W2IHY Two-band Audio Equalizer on the Official Website.

    Now, as it turns out, Julius lives up the river from here and I’ve met him several times. I also know he’s not spamming me, because the URL associated with the post points to some weird-ass Angola gold mining fraud that’s all too familiar from previous spammage. Oh, and the IP address resolves to a Tor server.

    As I observed there, eventually the spammers will become bright enough to hold an intelligent conversation and then they’ll be provisionally human. Depending on what they want to talk about …

  • Website Analysis: Trustworthiness Thereof

    For reasons irrelevant to this discussion, I wound up looking at http://widestat.com/softsolder.com, which gave this view of my blog (typos in original, emphasis mine):

    Softsolder.com has #12,773,578 traffic rank in world by Alexa. … Out of the 6 unique keywords found on softsolder.com, “chicken ark” was the most dense. … This site has Google PageRank™ 3 of 10.

    OK, so it’s not a high-traffic site. I can live with that.

    But … chicken ark?

    If you search herein for chicken you’ll come up with zero hits (apart from this one) in the posts. Unleashing Google with site:softsolder.com chicken digs up some comments, none of which discuss arks. I have absolutely no idea where Widestat came up with that, which makes me distrust their conclusions even more.