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  • Recumbent Bicycle Chain Catcher

    Chain catcher
    Chain catcher

    You’re puffing up a serious hill, finally downshift to the smallest chainring, and the chain falls off on the inside. You’re already at stalling speed, so you stop abruptly and gracelessly. If you haven’t used up your weekly luck allotment, you neither fall over nor get rammed by the rider behind you.

    Not to be endured, sez I.

    The solution is the Chain Catcher from Bike Tools Etc. It normally attaches to the seat tube of diamond-frame bikes and prevents the chain from falling off inside the smallest chainring, but it works fine on ‘bents, too.

    Alas, their smallest Chain Catcher, part number CC-04A, fits a 28.6 mm seat tube: it’s much too large for the 1-inch tube on a Tour Easy.

    Never fear! Go to your local home-repair store with ruler in hand and examine the plumbing aisle’s plastic fittings. I used a sink drain tailpiece, but any tube with an outside diameter over 1-1/4” and 1/16” walls will work. Buy one, take it home, cut off a ring as wide as the Chain Catcher with a saw or a razor knife, and smooth the edges. Cut the ring lengthwise, slip it over the bike tube, mark the spot where the ends cross, remove it, and trim to fit neatly on the tube.

    If you make a mistake, you have spares aplenty…

    (This is trivially easy with a lathe, but you need not go full-on geek for this project.)

    Install the Chain Catcher over your shim with its thumb pointing forward and align it with the chain’s rivets, not quite touching the chain on the smallest ring. Firmly tighten the Catcher’s mounting screw.

    This won’t fix a badly adjusted front shifter, but it does eliminate those occasional glitches.

    Ride on!

  • Tour Easy Handlebar Hydration Mount

    Handlebar-mounted hydration pack
    Handlebar-mounted hydration pack (fairing removed for visibility)

    My esteemed wife returned from a shopping expedition with the crushed remains of a water bottle that fell out of her Tour Easy’s under-handlebar cage. Fortunately, the truck flattened the bottle, not her, but Something Had To Be Done. She also had trouble maneuvering those newfangled long-body bottles around the rear edge of the Zzipper fairing.

    My TE has a hydration pack attached behind the seat with the hose passing around my arm to a Velcro (nah, it’s generic hook-and-loop) strip safety-pinned to my shirt. Mary didn’t like that arrangement, because it required some fiddling when she sat down and poked pinholes in her shirt. She wanted an arrangement that Just Worked.

    Recycle pack support plate
    Recycled pack support plate

    I removed the under-the-handlebar bottle cages from her bike and bolted a salvaged aluminum plate to the four tapped ferrules. The numbered holes on the plate originally held coaxial cable connectors, but I think they give the plate that snooty, high-tech, drilled-out, weight-weenie look.

    A 50-ounce hydration pack (“Styled for women!”) fits neatly atop the plate, below the cables, and between the handlebars. We wrapped a two-inch-wide Velcro bellyband around the pack, Velcroed the bag’s top loop to the handlebar’s crosspiece, and secured the valve with another Velcro strap that doubles as her parking brake. The whole affair looks quite tidy under the fairing.

    Now she simply picks up the hose and takes a sip: no acrobatics, no dropped bottles, no hassle. Life is good!

  • Recumbent Bike Kickstand Ground Plate

    Kickstand ground plate in action
    Kickstand ground plate in action

    Have you ever done this? You pull up to a rest stop, flip down the kickstand, walk off to snarf some snackage, and crash your ‘bent falls over behind your back. Not only is it tough to look cool when that happens, even a zero-mph drop can scuff up your bike.

    A long recumbent leaning heavily on its kickstand will inexorably push that spike right into mowed turf, bike-tour mire, or sun-softened asphalt. The small plywood square shown in the first photo solves that problem: the kickstand fits into a shallow recess and the plate spreads the bike’s weight so it simply can’t penetrate the ground.

    The plate is a 3-inch square of 1/2” plywood, painted bright forget-me-not yellow. I used a 3/4” Forstner bit to drill a flat-bottomed recess through the top veneer layer, but you can poke several shallow holes with a 1/4” drill and then carve out the rest with a knife or chisel. The recess captures the end of the kickstand so the bike can’t slide off the block.

    The parking brake shown in the second photo will keep your bike firmly in place even when you park on a slope. It’s a hook-and-loop (a.k.a Velcro) strip pulling the brake lever to the handgrip. Your nearby big-box retail store’s computer department mislabels these as “cable organizers” and a single package will provide enough parking brakes for your entire fleet.

    Bicycle parking brake strap
    Bicycle parking brake strap

    Notice that dark extension on the kickstand? Just after I got my Tour Easy, I decided that the kickstand was about an inch too short. Rather than buy a new kickstand, I jammed a few inches of 1/2” copper water pipe on the end, trimmed it to the proper length, and sealed the top with glue-filled heatshrink tubing. Aluminum plus copper equals corrosion, but that lasted for about five years before the entire kickstand failed.

    The small plate on the kickstand hinge holds a switch that lights an LED on the handlebars when the kickstand is down. It’s surprising how far you can slide on your forearms along a steep downhill asphalt road when you forget to flip the kickstand up, but that’s a story for another time.

    A slightly different version of this note appeared in Recumbent Cyclist News back in early 2006, more or less, but everybody keeps asking me about that little yellow plate when we’re on organized rides.

  • Tour Easy Rack Mounting Hack

    Photo 1 - Spherical Washer
    Photo 1 – Spherical Washer in Action

    A recumbent’s comfy seat doesn’t have a seat post, so standard rear racks don’t fit very well. The usual solution involves nylon cable ties and some cursing, but that just didn’t appeal to me. Here’s how I mounted an ordinary JandD rear rack on our Tour Easy ‘bents.

    Because both the angle and position of the seat support struts changes change with each seat adjustment, you can’t simply bolt the rack to a plate across the struts. This is a job for spherical washers, as shown in Photo 1, which allow both angular adjustment and rigid mounting.

    Photo 2 - Rack Mount Parts
    Photo 2 – Rack Mount Parts

    Even if you’ve never heard of a spherical washer before, your bike parts box may already have some: one old brake pad provides the two washers you’ll need for one rack. Each washer has one convex and one concave piece, which you must assemble with the curved surfaces nested together and the flat sides out. You need one washer on each side of the angled plate. The six spherical washers in Photo 2 show the details.

    You’ll also need a ¼x½-inch rectangular aluminum bar long enough to span the seat support struts just in front of the rack, three 10-32 or 5-mm stainless-steel machine screws and washers, and a pair of padded tubing clamps. You can get all that from your favorite home-repair store.

    Drill a hole in the middle of the bar and a matching hole in the middle of the rack’s front face. I used a 10-32 tap to put threaded holes in the rod, but you can drill clearance holes and use nuts.

    Photo 3 - Mounting Screw
    Photo 3 – Mounting Screw

    Put a spherical washer on a screw, insert the screw through the rack, add another washer, put the screw into the crossbar, align the crossbar on the seat struts, and finger-tighten the screw. Photo 3 shows the screw from the top of the rack.

    Slip the tubing clamps on the seat struts as shown in Photo 4, mark the clamp openings on the crossbar, remove the crossbar, and drill the two holes.

    Photo 4 - Bottom View
    Photo 4 – Bottom View

    Reassemble everything, apply Loctite to the threads, and tighten the screws. Remember to loosen all three screws before you adjust your seat position!

    I wrote this a while back for the late, lamented Recumbent Cyclist News, but it never got into print. I found the files while looking for something else; seems like this might be useful to somebody.

  • Xubuntu Multimedia Keyboard Keys

    I still haven’t figured out why the audio volume & mute keys on my desktop box’s keyboard don’t work, but this process sets ’em up on my Dell Inspiron E1405 laptop… which I just reloaded with Xubuntu / XFCE 4.6 using more-or-less the procedure described starting there, including saving, blowing away, repartitioning, and restoring the Windows partition.

    If the audio mixer icon doesn’t show up on the top XFCE panel, other-click the panel -> Add New Items -> Mixer to get it there.

    Then do System Settings -> Keyboard -> Layout. Verify that you’re using the default system keyboard layout, as that’s what I’m doing on the laptop and it works. The desktop, now, that’s another matter; I think having two X sessions confuses it mightily.

    Then click the Application Shortcuts tab, click Add, and type in each of these…

    • amixer sset Master 10%+
    • amixer sset Master 10%-
    • amixer sset Master toggle

    For each command, click OK after typing. You’ll get another pop-up, at which point you press the corresponding volume / mute key.

    Note that the Master keyword is case-sensitive and may be something entirely different on your box. Use amixer to find out what you should be typing, thusly:

    amixer
    Simple mixer control 'Master',0
      Capabilities: pvolume pswitch
      Playback channels: Front Left - Front Right
      Limits: Playback 0 - 31
      Mono:
      Front Left: Playback 27 [87%] [-6.00dB] [on]
      Front Right: Playback 27 [87%] [-6.00dB] [on]
    Simple mixer control 'PCM',0
      Capabilities: pvolume
      Playback channels: Front Left - Front Right
      Limits: Playback 0 - 255
      Mono:
      Front Left: Playback 245 [96%] [-2.00dB]
      Front Right: Playback 245 [96%] [-2.00dB]
    ... snippage ...

    Shazam: audio control should then Just Work…

    The irony of having to futz around that much before having something Just Work is not lost on me. Really.

  • What I Did At The Trinity Robotics Contest

    Dressing the Granny Doll
    Dressing the Granny Doll

    Back from a weekend in Hartford, doing Useful Things in support of the 15th Annual Trinity College Firefighting Home Robot Contest.

    In case you were wondering what goes on backstage at an event like that, here’s the truth: I play with dolls…

    The Granny Doll was part of the Assistive Robotics contest: the robot had to locate a dish of food and carry it from a refrigerator to a table. She acted as an obstacle in the middle of the room; I had just finished duct-taping the stand to her rump in preparation for the practice runs on Saturday.

    As it turned out, her overcoat consisted of cloth that rendered her invisible to the robots: the poor dear got run over, smacked aside, and pushed around.

    Next year the scoring system will include Elder Abuse penalty points!

  • Why You Should Replace PCI Card Slot Covers

    Mouse-infested PC Overview
    Mouse-infested PC Overview

    My eagle-eyed daughter spotted a Dell PC by the side of the road on her way home from school, so we snagged it en passant to a school meeting later that evening. We dropped it in the workshop, figuring that she could do some forensics, then install Puppy Linux or some such.

    The next morning the entire Basement Laboratory was filled with the unmistakable odor of stale piss and I noticed that the back panel of the PC had two missing card slot covers. I immediately hauled the carcass outside and set a bunch of mouse traps around the basement.

    When we popped the cover, we found a very well-built mouse nest covering the entire surface of the system board. The previous owners had evidently run the PC flat on the floor (it’s a Dimension 8100 beside-the-desk tower) with two of the back-panel card slot covers missing and the mice decided this was just about the finest neighborhood in the building.

    Mouse nest below power supply
    Mouse nest below power supply

    The power supply in this model covers the system board with an inch or so of clearance. We swung the supply box up on its hinges and found a thick layer of furry padding underneath; perhaps this was the sleeping quarters?

    The mouse latrine was over by the CD burner, which was a dead loss, and corrosion had eaten one corner of the DVD ROM drive’s case. The previous owners had removed the hard drive (good for them!) and dislodged the CPU and heatsink. I think this model had an exhaust duct over the heatsink, which was missing.

    We salvaged the CPU (for show-n-tell), heatsink (aluminum plate), DVD drive (amusement value), and the Soundblaster Live! audio card (on general principles). The rest wasn’t worth the risk of huffing more hantavirus; we tipped it into the trash. In theory, we’re supposed to recycle this stuff, but I’m not going to keep it around for a few months until hazmat day.

    [Update: I just got a flyer saying that the next town hazmat day is mid-April, so I dug the damn thing out of the trash. I’ll run a bunch of dead PCs and toxins down the road; depending on the load, maybe I can use the bicycle trailer. That’s always good for a laugh around the dumpsters.]

    All the prizes except the DVD drive’s guts went into a dishpan of hot soapy water and ought to be in good condition when they dry out. If the drive doesn’t smell bad, we’ll put it to some good use.

    Clogged air inlets
    Clogged air inlets

    Now, you might think the mice moved into a dead PC stored in a corner. As nearly as I can tell, that’s not the case: the CPU chip was in (relatively) pristine condition and, when we removed the front cover, the air inlets were clogged with a thick layer of fuzz. So I think the mice had a nice, heated nest with plenty of ventilation, right up until the system quite literally crapped out.

    According to Dell’s records, this box shipped 20 August 2001 with WinXP home, 64 MB of Rambus memory, and a 40 GB hard drive.

    Times have changed since then, in more ways than one…