Apparently we were the first people through a self-checkout lane one morning, because a present emerged before our receipt:
I don’t know whether a K5xx printer runs a descendant of PC-DOS or NCR’s firmware just uses the DOS code page numbers, but it’s been a long time since I had to know any of them.
As Sun Tzu said, “If you wait by the river long enough, the bodies of your enemies will float by.”
The Smell of Molten Projects in the Morning 
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