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Tag: Rants

And kvetching, too

  • Beware the Lurking Lorem Ipsum

    Fusion Hotspot Scrach-off Card
    Fusion Hotspot Scrach-off Card

    One of the motels we stayed at had a new (to me, at least) approach to the ubiquitous Free WiFi offering, which involved a small card with scratch-off fields:

    Being the curious sort, I checked their website to see what they were up to. The main heading, across the top of the page, read:

    Bringing wireless Internet capabilities to your property

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    Huh.

    The rest of the page has Lorem ipsum filler under every heading, including:

    24/7 Support

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    Read More

    Clicking that attractive Read More link produces pretty much what you’d expect by now:

    Error 404 – Page not found!

    The page you trying to reach does not exist, or has been moved. Please use the menus or the search box to find what you are looking for.

    All the other links behaved the same way, including the Support header.

    Oddly, the Contact Us item hidden in the About us pulldown produced a form, so I sent off a message. Haven’t gotten anything back yet and really don’t expect to, either.

    It does give one pause to consider what happens to the bitstream between one’s tablet and the website. I make it a practice to not sign in to vital accounts while traveling…

    At least they didn’t use the Samuel L. Jackson slipsum generator…

  • Unit Pricing: Fiddling the Unit of Measure

    Another trip to WalMart, another unit pricing puzzle…

    Here’s the house brand towel:

    WM Deco Towel - unit price
    WM Deco Towel – unit price

    And here’s the name-brand towel for a mere one cent more per hundred towels:

    Bounty Select-a-Size Towel - unit price
    Bounty Select-a-Size Towel – unit price

    How can this be?

    Easy! Notice that the name-brand towel allows you to tear off a smaller sheet, which is actually a good idea. Even better, at least from their perspective: more sheets per package = lower unit price! I didn’t check the actual mini-towel size, but surely it’s less than half the usual size, so the comparable unit prices is more than a factor of two higher than shown.

    I suppose it’s only a matter of time before WalMart slices their towels in half to get an even better unit price.

    Carpet and floor tile used to be priced per square yard. Now it’s roughly the same dollar amount per square foot.

  • NYS DOT Repair Quality Control

    The paving along Rt 376 just south of Raymond Avenue developed transverse ridges; evidently the old concrete roadway below the more recent asphalt cap is shifting. Bumps in the travel lane are not to be tolerated, so they milled off all the ridges. Problem solved!

    Of course, the remaining asphalt isn’t thick enough to withstand any stress and promptly crumbles:

    NYS DOT joint milling quality
    NYS DOT joint milling quality

    Although the shoulder may appear to be wide enough for bicycle traffic, the debris strewn along it makes for a perilous journey: the larger chunks are bigger than my fist. Several of the milled joints along the unimproved section of Raymond and that stretch of 376 are disintegrating, so it’s not like they got just this one wrong.

    Doesn’t bother the DOT one little bit, because their idea of a “shared use facility” is a sign with a picture of a bicycle, labeled Share The Road. As long as the travel lane seems mostly passable by automobiles, their job is done.

  • Making a Black-on-Black Control User-Friendly

    After having discovered, once again, that the vacuum cleaner wasn’t cleaning very well because the suction control was knocked halfway down the scale, I made the normal setting on the damn thing visible:

    Samsung vacuum cleaner control labeling
    Samsung vacuum cleaner control labeling

    I don’t know why a label in dark-gray-on-black is such a wonderful idea, given that SAMSUNG stands out in pure white-on-red. Designers love subtle touches; I suppose they expect you to just puzzle it out and memorize the right answer.

    The embossed / raised black-on-black symbols don’t work for me, either. Did you spot the one to the left of the ON/OFF label? Didn’t think so.

    Those reflective tape snippets on unmarked stove knobs have survived many trips through the dishwasher; that idea is a keeper.

  • Subscription Billing Service: Scam by Mail

    This sort of thing arrives quite often, looking very official with all its Control Numbers, three-color printing, good production values, and suchlike:

    Subscription Billing Service - front
    Subscription Billing Service – front

    Generally, Subscription Billing Service offers subscriptions / renewals to magazines I’d never subscribe to. As it turns out, we actually subscribe to Science News and their subscription reminder arrived a few days later, which gave me the opportunity to fish the SBS form out of the recycling bin and compare prices. Turns out that the SBS  “one of the lowest available rates we can offer” deal is just about exactly twice what you’d pay directly to Science News.

    Huh. What a surprise.

    The Fine Print on the back of the SBS form shows how they get away with this nonsense, at least given an unending supply of new suckers to exploit. You have seven days to “cancel” and you’ll pay $20 for the privilege of not having a middleman double the price:

    Subscription Billing Service - back
    Subscription Billing Service – back

    I do wonder how they can act as an “agent” without having a “direct relationship with the publishers”. Just one of those little mysteries of the universe, somewhat like how dark matter can be everywhere and nowhere at once.

    It’s a perfectly legitimate business, I suppose, but that doesn’t mean they’re not scum…

  • Ubuntu 12.04: Random Crashes

    As if that, that, and that weren’t enough, Ubuntu 12.04 suffers from random crashes that occur without doing anything more challenging than turning the damned thing on and signing in to a user account.

    That problem report dates back to mid-December of 2011 and investigation has been ongoing, with notes like:

    We are getting tons of crash reports in Ubuntu (https://launchpad.net/bugs/507062) about programs crashing

    Yet Canonical decided to ship 12.04 anyway, with no fix in sight.

    I think disabling suspend mode reduces the number of random crashes, but it still seems to be about one a day. Resuming from suspend mode definitely messes up the network connection more often than not, so we just won’t suspend it again.

    This was a test installation on the Lenovo Q150, a bone-stock consumer PC, to see if I should upgrade the creaky 10.10 setup on my desktop box. Given the weird collection of hardware on my box (left- and right-hand trackballs, tablet, dual monitors with one rotated to portrait mode, etc), I’d hoped a “Long Term Support” version of Ubuntu / Xubuntu / whatever would be stable enough for use right out of the chute. Given the pervasive nature of the problems with 12.04, it’ll be at least a few more months before the code settles down and starts flying right.

    That’s not encouraging for what was supposed to be a well-tested release, with more attention paid to stability than fancy features.

    Mary is not pleased.

  • Ubuntu 12.04: nVidia Downgrade

    Having installed Ubuntu 12.04 on that Lenovo box, which has an nVidia graphics chip, we find there’s an error somewhere inside the current 295.40 (and perhaps previous versions) of the proprietary nVidia driver that causes random video lockups which generally require rebooting that sucker. Of course, the default Unity desktop requires that driver for 3D operations like compositing, because the Free Software drivers don’t / can’t do 3D in hardware.

    How is it that a (nominally) Open Source / Free Software OS requires proprietary drivers just to present the UI? Oh, right, 3D is glitzy and that’s what matters most in these degenerate days.

    Anyhow.

    The least-likely-to-fail solution seems to be disabling the nVidia driver, which enables the Nouveau driver, which does 2D just fine, which lets Unity stumble along. Reverting to 295.33 seems to work for some folks, but I have other things to do…