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Category: Oddities

Who’d’a thunk it?

  • Poor Design Specs

    50 cent coins will jam this machine
    50 cent coins will jam this machine

    OK, so half-dollar coins aren’t all that common these days… but it seems to me that a vending machine shouldn’t jam on anything.

  • Cooper’s Hawk in Christmas Angel Mode

    Coopers Hawk
    Coopers Hawk

    Heard two Cooper’s Hawks doing a call-and-response exchange a few mornings ago, with the nearest bird in a tall pine in the back yard. I’m surprised that a one-pound bird can perch on the very tippy-top branch of a pine without bending it over, but they seem to do this quite often.

    The picture is a crop from the full frame, taken with a Sony DSC-H5 at full optical zoom with a VCL-HGD1758 1.7x Tele Conversion Lens. There’s plenty of violet fringing in evidence, which is one reason I try not to take high-contrast backlit shots like this.

    Here’s a dot-for-dot crop of just the bird to show how bad the fringing really is.

    Coopers Hawk Detail - Violet Fringing
    Coopers Hawk Detail – Violet Fringing

    It’s better than no picture at all, the way I see it…

  • Fresh Whole Pig Head

    This is just too weird for words…

    Fresh Whole Pig Head
    Fresh Whole Pig Head
  • Not Quite Weatherproof Any More

    Fatigue-fractured weatherproof switch boot
    Fatigue-fractured weatherproof switch boot

    Building equipment to withstand outdoor conditions is really, really difficult. Anything metallic corrodes, anything organic deteriorates, and anything flexible fractures.

    The weatherproof boot on this outdoor sign switch has a tiny crack where the toggle enters the body. Not very big, but it’s the beginning of the end…

    If the rest of the box had an air-tight seal, then things would get really ugly. Diurnal pumping can suck enough water vapor in through that little hole to eventually fill the entire box with water. Long before then, though, the electrical gadgetry will corrode.

    Even though this sign seems to have plenty of openings around the lighted panels, the switch will eventually fail all by itself. Then they’ll likely throw the whole thing out; nobody fixes anything these days, right?

    Here’s a detail view.

    Switch boot - detail
    Switch boot – detail
  • They’re Not Redundant When One’s Broken

    Vassar College Chapel sump pumps
    Vassar College Chapel sump pumps

    The basement of the Vassar College Chapel has a mighty drainage sump, a pair of pumps, and a mass of old-school cast-iron plumbing. I’m not certain, but I think the greenish pipe coming in from the rear is storm drainage from one side of the building.

    Looks like they’ve got backup: two separate pumps and motors, with doubled plumbing on the ejection side.

    Vassar College Chapel sump pumps - broken float switch rod
    Vassar College Chapel sump pumps – broken float switch rod

    On closer inspection, however, you’ll see that the near-side float switch rod coming up through the cover is broken and bent; that motor will never turn on.

    One hopes this is deliberate, but the failed-off motor seems to be the newer / larger / less corroded of the two. We’ve had a lot of rain this summer, so I suppose if this was a problem, it would have already occurred.

    It’s always a good idea to have all your sump pumps ready to run, should you be in a position to need sump pumps in the first place. Believe me, it’s much easier to fix things when you’re not hip-deep in rising water!

  • Camouflaged Katydid

    Katydid on matching umbrella
    Katydid on matching umbrella

    This gadget appeared on an umbrella we’d left outdoors to dry.

    We wonder if the green surface seemed like a leaf…

  • The Decline of Literacy: Part Two

    Saw this in a somewhat downscale grocery store while chaperoning a Marching Band event.

    Hand Dryer Graffiti
    Hand Dryer Graffiti

    I’d give him (it’s a mens’ restroom) some bonus points, as I think he caught and corrected the error, but then there’s that “to”. Ouch.

    I ask you, though, what grade were you in when you learned how to spell “much”? I doubt you’ve had any trouble spelling it since then.