Category: Aphorisms

If this keeps up, we may see them walking along the Rail Trail:

In text:

he would control disgusting squeebie monster!

I would Just Say No:

In text:

smoke rubbery worm & twitch

Perhaps those sacrificial virgins felt this way:

In words:

arm my sadest candle for fire day

Spelling isn’t the subconsious’s strong suite…

This grew from humble beginnings to span the side of the refrigerator:

In text:

I thunder huge snot meteors over my shoulder

at the levitating Martian corpse master’s scaly rocket crew

English is a recursive language: you can infinitely complexicate any sentence.

I believe this has nothing to do with the TSA:

In words:

we desire interesting cavity flashlight journey

inherit hideous roach rescue legend

This may be a universal truth, as seen from both sides of the divide:

In text:

dysfunctional father worry love
protect awkward girl child

This may have something to do with growing up:

In text:

I shrink mad childhood surface

happy rescue maneuver encourages esteem

communicate destiny

make fun & live dream

So far, so good…