The Smell of Molten Projects in the Morning

Ed Nisley's Blog: Shop notes, electronics, firmware, machinery, 3D printing, laser cuttery, and curiosities. Contents: 100% human thinking, 0% AI slop.

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Overhead

  • Spam Proposition

    This flotsam recently washed over the railing. I added the bold highlight:

    Ladies and Gentleman.

    In order to have your company inserted into the registry of World Businesses for 2009/2010, please print, complete and return the enclosed form (PDF file) to the following address:

    WORLD BUSINESS GUIDE
    P.O. Box 2021
    3500 GA Utrecht
    The Netherlands

    register@ — .biz
    FAX: ++31 — — 8107

    Updating is free of charge

    Treating the attached PDF with the same casual nonchalance I use with any lump of high-level radioactive waste, I opened it in The GIMP (to strip any interesting PDF malware) and found an ordinary printable PDF form.

    Surprisingly, it didn’t have any slots for charge card or bank account info, but, down at the bottom, there’s a dense block of fine print.

    I ran it through pdftotext to get the raw text and here’s the kick in the head, boldified for your reading convenience.

    THE SIGNING OF THIS DOCUMENT REPRESENTS THE ACCEPTANCE OF THE FOLLOWING CONDITIONS AND THE CONDITIONS STATED IN “THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS FOR INSERTION” ON WEBPAGE: WWW.WORLD-BUSINESSGUIDE.COM. THE SIGNING IS LEGALLY BINDING AND GIVES YOU THE RIGHT OF AN INSERTION IN THE ONLINE DATA BASE OF THE WORLD BUSINESS GUIDE, WHICH CAN BE ACCESSED VIA THE INTERNET. A CD ROM WITH WORLDWIDE BUSINESSES IS GRANTED, ALL IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE CONTRACT CONDITIONS STATED IN “THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS FOR INSERTION” ON WEBPAGE: WWW.WORLDBUSINESSGUIDE.COM. THE VALIDATION TIME OF THE CONTRACT IS THREE YEARS AND STARTS ON THE EIGHTH DAY AFTER SIGNING THE CONTRACT. THE INSERTION IS GRANTED AFTER SIGNING AND RECEIVING THIS DOCUMENT BY THE SERVICE PROVIDER. I HEREBY ORDER A SUBSCRIPTION WITH SERVICE PROVIDER INTERNATIONAL DIRECTORIES LTD “WORLD BUSINESS GUIDE”. I WILL HAVE AN INSERTION INTO ITS DATA BASE FOR THREE YEARS. THE PRICE PER YEAR IS EURO 995. THE SUBSCRIPTION WILL BE AUTOMATICALLY EXTENDED EVERY YEAR FOR ANOTHER YEAR, UNLESS SPECIFIC WRITTEN NOTICE IS RECEIVED BY THE SERVICE PROVIDER OR THE SUBSCRIBER TWO MONTHS BEFORE THE EXPIRATION OF THE SUBSCRIPTION. YOUR DATA WILL BE RECORDED. THE PLACE OF JURISDICTION IN ANY DISPUTE ARISING IS THE SERVICE PROVIDER’S ADDRESS. THE AGREEMENT BETWEEN THE SERVICE PROVIDER AND THE SUBSCRIBER IS GOVERNED BY THE CONDITIONS STATED IN “THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS FOR INSERTION” ON WEBPAGE: WWW.WORLD-BUSINESSGUIDE.COM

    I haven’t checked out the full T&C, as I doubt I’ll benefit from such a listing.

    This probably works best in large organizations, where one sucker responds to the spam and then the billing department responds automatically to incoming invoices. The two-month advance notice is a really nice touch, isn’t it?

    Why do people continue to fall for this crap? If it didn’t pay off, the spammers would dry up and blow away, so there must be a fresh crop of suckers every day.

    People, stop doing that!

    Update: More on spam and what (not) to do: http://www.spamprimer.com/

  • New Theme

    Same content, different look…

    That monospace typewriter font was just too ugly for words.

    I figure you’d rather have the text flow as needed to fit your screen, rather than have me jam it in an arbitrary column down the middle of your monitor. Alas, WordPress has very few flexible-width themes, of which this (“Shocking Blue Green”) is the next-least-offensive.

    I just don’t want to fiddle with CSS…

    Memo to Self: the results of filtering the available themes excludes the one in use. Sort of makes sense, after you realize that’s what’s happening.

  • Hits from EMC Mailing List

    The number of daily visitors here rounds off to very nearly zero, so this spike from my Cabin Fever trip report stands out like a sore thumb:

    Cabin Fever Trip Report Hits
    Cabin Fever Trip Report Hits

    The numbers are 118, 36, 10, 5, 4, 3. If you’re a geek, you’ll think of an exponential decay and it turns out that’s just about true: the time constant is 2.8 days and the equation pretty much works for the first four days, after which we’re into the Long Tail.

    Most of the hits came directly from the EMC mailing list, with a substantial minority from Webbish sources like Gmail and various archives. There’s no way to tell how many people who subscribe to the list didn’t click on the link, although this provides a quick-and-dirty estimate of the folks interested in such things.

    The counterweight gantry, laser aligner, and Y-axis bellows posts were also popular, at least to very small groups of people in the grand scheme of things. But if everybody showed up in the basement shop, I’d definitely have to move some stuff to make room!

  • Cabin Fever Trip Report

    So I hauled my Sherline CNC milling machine gadgetry, an assortment of trivial projects, a stack of handouts with pix & G-code, and a pile o’ EMC2 doc to Cabin Fever Expo for two days of Performance Art…

    Ed Nisley Demo-ing CNC at Cabin Fever
    Ed Nisley Demo-ing CNC at Cabin Fever. Picture courtesy of Brian Glackin.

    The key is to have the knobs turning: an inactive machine is just background clutter that everyone walks right past. It’s not nearly as interesting as miniature tools or a chuffing steam engine.

    There’s something to be said for being on the crowd side of the table, as that lets both of you see the monitor. A bigger display might be more helpful; I duct-taped a 14-inch 1024×768 LCD panel to the top of the desktop PC box.

    Although I brought some blank stock along, it quickly became obvious that live-fire milling under show conditions is a Bad Idea: far too many distractions and far too many things can go wrong. So I contented myself with cutting air; nobody really minded and I could switch programs in mid-stride to show folks the G-code program they really wanted to see.

    Plenty of folks stopped by, many of whom either have CNC running or are in the throes of getting started. A surprising number of conversations started with “I have this old Bridgeport …” and went on from there.

    There’s a crying need for a comprehensive machine design tutorial that explains how all the pieces fit together, with sort of a flowchart outlining the choices (I know it’s more complex than that, but a diagram would be a starting point for discussion). I don’t know enough of the servo end of the biz, but someone should show how the machine’s size determines the motor size and, thus, the motor driver size, with plenty of examples. There’s a misconception that you can run a big machine on little steppers or puny servos, with the controller making up the difference.

    Many people do not understand the difference between CAD, CAM, and what EMC2 provides. I described the process as three layers: CAD makes the pretty pictures, CAM digests those pictures and emits G-code, EMC2 converts G-code into motion. That seemed to help.

    The single most attention-getting part of the exhibit was, to my astonishment, my Orc Engineering counterweight (described here and here) supporting the Sherline’s milling head. I had to explain just exactly why you need a counterweight in the first place (heavy offset motor, short Z-axis ways) and how much it weighs (13 pounds, a bit too much). Some folks commented that they put similar counterweights on their much larger machines and after a while I stopped feeling inadequate.

    EMC Penguin Mascot
    EMC Penguin Mascot

    At least a dozen people picked up my EMC doc and asked if I was selling it; took me a while to realize they wanted to buy the booklets. I don’t know if you could make any money at it, but there’s a definite market for ink-on-paper books with no plot and weak character development. Now, if Chips were was way more shapely, we could have a real bodice-ripper cover. Somebody get on that, OK?

    I make booklets using Adobe Reader’s print-as-booklet feature, a printer with continuous-flow inking, and an Ibico comb binding machine, but there’s enough fiddling that doing much of it for anybody else just doesn’t make sense. Something like Lulu might work, but there’s a stiff (to me, anyway) up-front charge and the EMC doc changes often enough that you’d have to run plenty fast to stay in the same place.

    Other people picked up the books and asked if I was selling the software. They seemed puzzled when I said it was free for the download and that not only was the software free, but the GPL meant that they were, too. I need to work on that part of the schtick… should’a had a few CDs to pass out, too.

    I remembered to bring a bag of cough drops, ate ’em like candy, talked almost continuously, and wound up hoarse anyway. Probably convinced a few folks to try EMC, didn’t terrify many children, and a good time was had by all.

    Although live-fire milling is scary, it’d be fun to make something like a finger ring (as in Dan Statman’s gorgeous designs, but plastic) as a hand-out freebie. The whole process should take no more than five minutes, tops, which might be tough. Running a rotary table and the mill would be a real crowd-pleaser; my 4th axis attracted some questions. Perhaps an EMC tag-team would suffice: one to mind the mill while the other works the crowd?

    As always, Cabin Fever is stuffed with gorgeous examples of machine-shop work. Those guys actually know what they’re doing; I can write G-code, but it’ll take many more years of experience before that code actually makes passably pretty parts.

    See you next year!

  • Mobile Phone Contact List Portability, Lack Thereof

    I just finished re-typing my (admittedly limited) list of contacts, merging the lists from my ancient Virgin Mobile Nokia Shorty and my new-but-defunct Kyocera Marbl into the replacement Marbl.

    These things should be able to bag up their internal representation of my Contacts into some standard interchange format, place that file somewhere, download such a file, and poof be up and running.

    If Virgin wants me to keep buying phones, why do they make it such a pain to start up a new one? Come to think of it, I know why: they don’t make any money on the phones, so they must maximize the phone’s lifetime, while simultaneously touting new features to entice new customers.

    I’m still grumpy from driving too much, even after a mid-morning nap.

  • Cell Phone Web Browsing

    Oh, that Kyocera Marbl from Virgin Mobile I mentioned here? One of its bullet item features is “web browsing“.

    The screen is roughly the size of a large postage stamp and displays text amounting to, in round numbers, five lines of three words each. Graphics are not an appropriate use of screen real estate.

    I have not signed up for a “data pack” to enable cheaper browsing.

    There’s nothing I can say about this that doesn’t sound snarky.

  • Wireless Mouse Storage

    Wireless mice have fairly good power-saving routines; if they’re not moving, they shut down. Alas, if you’re packing a mouse to bring along with your PC, it may stay awake for the whole trip… at least until its battery goes flat.

    Isolating tab for storing a mouse
    Isolating tab for storing a mouse

    You can remove the cells, but then you’re stuck with a bunch of moving parts: mouse, receiver, a couple of AA cells. Now you need a ziplock baggie. Fooey.

    Better to take a strip of thin plastic, like a small plastic Post-It flag, and isolate one cell. Make it long enough to stick out through the slot in the case and you’ll have a reminder that the mouse won’t start up automagically.

    Mouse with battery disconnected and tabbed
    Mouse with battery disconnected and tabbed

    Some mice actually have a mechanical switch, but if it’s a pushbutton then you may as well insert the plastic strip.

    This works for cell phones, too, at least if you’re the sort who can afford to turn the phone off because you’re not expecting any calls.