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As If Your Life Depended On It

Spotted on a scissors lift outside a grocery store being remodeled:

Skyjack scissors lift warning labels
Skyjack scissors lift warning labels

The SkyJack instruction manual explains the symbols, although some of the Quick Start instructions remain baffling.

We had great fun making up captions to suit the pictures …

Comments

8 responses to “As If Your Life Depended On It”

  1. jimo Avatar
    jimo

    You asked for it: ( R4 C5 ) Not for use by Italian dictators

  2. jimo Avatar
    jimo

    ( R3 C3 ) No unlicensed performances of Romeo and Juliet

  3. jimo Avatar
    jimo

    ( R4 C2 ) No showing what’s at the bottom of “Handbags all the way down”

  4. jimo Avatar
    jimo

    ( R4 C3 ) No stacking odd numbers of handbags

  5. jimo Avatar
    jimo

    ( R1 C3 ) Do not use while having extreme underarm odor

    1. Ed Avatar
      Ed

      Seems like good advice for nearly any machine!

  6. jimo Avatar
    jimo

    ( R5 C5 ) Not to be used with drugs, alcohol and Hershey Kisses

  7. jimo Avatar
    jimo

    ( R2 C4 ) No dropping upright pianos on Russian spies named Boris