These seem appropriate for the day.
Whoever composed this wall of text knew the next person in line would update the placeholder:
As you can tell from the prices, this dates back to late last year. Since then, the two red LED panels on each side had at least one pinball panic and were replaced with much dimmer units:
And a friend pointed me at this bit of innocently twisted signage from a Twitter thread:
Meanwhile, back in the Basement Laboratory …
The Smell of Molten Projects in the Morning 