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  • Retirement Locations: How Can This Be?

    Came across one of those “best places to retire” planners and tapped in a few reasonable-sounding numbers & preferences for our alleged lifestyle of bicycling and low-stress living.

    The top ten results of a nationwide match:

    1. Wayne, NJ
    2. Jersey City, NJ
    3. Edison, NJ
    4. New York, NY
    5. Newark, NJ
    6. Uniondale, NY
    7. Hempstead, NY
    8. Monsey, NY
    9. Long Beach, CA
    10. North Laurel, MD

    As nearly as I can tell, the fix is in.

    Words fail me.

  • Shower Drain Stoppage

    A while ago the shower drain in our black bathroom stopped draining. I’d noticed that the adjacent (and upstream) toilet was sometimes flushing strangely, although we attributed this to our darling daughter’s habit of occasionally emitting an incredible pot-clogging ceramic turd. Perhaps she inherited that ability from me?

    So I was prepared for the worst: an accumulation of, um, stuff, at the right-angle bend just downstream of the shower. My IR thermometer showed the heat from the shower water dropped off right around the bend, suggesting that the flow wasn’t so great. Tapping the cast-iron pipe wasn’t conclusive as it all pretty much sounds like it’s solid anyway… built to last a thousand years, as the saying goes, with hammered-lead joints.

    The other bathroom had no problems and the pipes down there (some newer PVC from the tub & sink) were not full of drain water. So the stoppage was between the shower and those inlets.

    The line has a convenient 3″ brass (!) cleanout plug upstream of the section in question, so if I got the plug out I could see the kitchen & black bathroom inlets, as well as the offending turn. Of course, the plug was firmly stuck and didn’t yield to main force (me hanging on the end of the mighty 3/4″ socket wrench handle), the application of penetrating sprays, or a brutal hammer-and-chisel assault.

    So I biked off to Lowe’s for a pair (there’s a second cleanout plug far downstream and you just never know) of 3″ PVC plugs.

    Returned home, deployed the 3″ hole saw, and drilled a neat hole in the middle of the brass plug. This being plumbing, a 3″ plug is actually 3-1/2″ OD and the saw left a 1/4″ ring with the threads. Another application of the chisel folded the ring in on itself and some wiggling pulled it free.

    We’d used no upstream water so I didn’t expect much in the pipe but nothing came out to greet the saw. In fact, the pipe was clean & clear all the way around the bend, with only a nasty, slimy hairball hanging from the shower/sink drain inlet.

    So it was just a glob in the shower drain, not the main line, after all. Sometimes I’m really glad to be proved wrong! Why the IR showed heat stopping at the bend I do not know, but it goes to show you never can tell.

    Screwed a PVC plug in place, ran some water into the shower, deployed a Plumber’s Friend with a vigorous up-and-down motion, and after a few strangled hoosha-woogas the drain went BLORT and all the water exited as usual. I’m afraid to find out if the entire hairball is hanging in the main line, but I suppose I should take a peek.

    Now, if I’d tried that before examining the inside of the big pipe, the first hoosha-wooga would have affixed a ceramic turd on the ceiling.

    Depend on it!

  • Safety Principles, Deliberately Ignoring

    http://www.public.navy.mil/navsafecen/Pages/photo/Photo-of-the-Week.aspx

    Bet you can’t stop until you see the entire archive. Talk about a target-rich environment…

    Their poster-size print of a “degloved” finger hangs over my drill press. Our daughter says she hates it. I say that’s why it’s there. Word.

    [Update: their site structure has changed enough that deep-linking probably doesn’t work. Go to archive, look down the left column until you find the Photo Of The Week, and proceed accordingly.] The archives are now PDF “posters” that you can’t browse online, which is probably why they did it.

  • Universal Valve Co Multi-Wrench

    Universal Valve Co multi-wrench
    Universal Valve Co multi-wrench

    Found this in the garage while clearing out some junk, of which we still have a great accumulation.

    My first guess was a fire hydrant wrench, but it’s not big enough for the ones out front. Water valves in a house? Gas valves?

    It’s obviously an antique worth zillions of Ebay bux, but is now perched on the main beam in the basement for all to admire…

    Maybe somebody will make me an offer.

    Update: Gadzooks! It’s still in production!

  • Consumer Rebate Processing

    I keep track of rebates with scanned images of the forms I send in, with file names describing what’s inside. When I deposit a rebate, I move the file to the Deposited folder.

    Sometimes I forget to move ’em and sometimes I can’t tell which rebate generated the check.

    So a while back, I was cleaning out the cruft and found I never got a check from Circuit City for a rebate I sent many moons earlier. The online site didn’t have any record of the rebate, so I called That Nice Man. After I read him the receipt & rebate numbers from the form, he discovered that there wasn’t any record of the rebate, either. Duh.

    He asked if I had a copy of the rebate info I sent in. I said “Yup, that’s what I’m reading from.” He then proceeded to create the missing rebate and told me that the check would be mailed in 7-10 days. No need to send in the copies… he didn’t even mention it.

    I guess they figure if you’re the type of person to make a copy in the first place, there’s nothing to be gained by hassling you to send the info one more time.

    It’s peculiar that the USPS only loses my mail when I’m sending rebate forms…

  • Stainless Steel Band Clamps, Endurance Thereof

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    Corroded Band Clamps

    As part of clearing the area for our fence project out back, I sawed off a few more lengths of ol’ Gene’s irrigation line and hauled them out of the battle zone. The line ran from the pump house (about 200 feet from the creek), up the hill, and about 400 feet along the property line to our house.

    Presumably the plants really liked creek water…

    Anyhow, he used a variety of hose clamps to hold the PVC pipe to the barbed fittings. They’ve been out in the weather, under the leaves, and generally left to rot for about two decades.

    I salvaged the few clamps that were all-stainless steel, because they were in great shape.

    The others have beautiful shiny bands with rotted worm screws and housings. Some are little more than rusty lumps that, if you didn’t know they were a screw, you’d never guess.

    Moral of the story: make sure the clamps are all stainless steel.

    I have no clue how you’d do that, though, because none of the clamps I’ve ever bought came with labels and I’d never trust the box on the LowePot shelf to match its contents.

    Maybe I should add a magnet to my chandelier o’ gear, right next to the credit cards in my wallet?

    Grrr…

  • Home Shops

    Found this while I was looking for something else…

    http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/meast/02/22/iraq.main/index.html

    CNN being pretty much ahistorical, that’s a dead link by now. Here’s another copy:

    http://www.powermediaplus.com/news/archive.aspx?newsTypeID=1&newsID=2653

    The money quote:

    We also found the various components of a metal shop,
    including welders, burner stoves, circular saws, sanders
    and other items needed to build explosive devices.

    Remember:

    When guns are outlawed, only machinists will have guns.

    Memo to self: The Man knows that, too.