Mysterious Warning Glyphs

Found this on the hand-cranked reel that deployed an outdoor table umbrella in DC…

Table Umbrella Cable Winch
Table Umbrella Cable Winch

I think you’re not supposed to:

  • Stand under something held by this cable
  • Use it for motive power (?)
  • Hang from it

I think they’re violating the first warning, as the cable holds the umbrella open over your head. On the other paw, it’s not a monster dead weight, so maybe it’s OK.

The food was pretty good.