The Smell of Molten Projects in the Morning

Ed Nisley's Blog: Shop notes, electronics, firmware, machinery, 3D printing, laser cuttery, and curiosities. Contents: 100% human thinking, 0% AI slop.

Month: December 2008

  • Replacing a Refrigerator Bulb

    Chandelier Bulb in Refrigerator
    Chandelier Bulb in Refrigerator

    Subtitle: ya gotta have stuff!

    Our refrigerator went dim; poking around inside revealed one of the two bulbs was dead.

    It was obviously a replacement: both are 40-W flame-shaped bulbs that I bought for the chandelier that might still hang in 89 Burbank Road. I intended to leave them for the new owners, but they got swept up in the moving frenzy.

    Being the sort of bear I am, I had written the replacement date on the bulb’s base: May 01. So that fancy bulb survived only six years!

    Nothing lasts!

    I picked the next-to-last flame-shaped bulb from the “Decorative Bulbs” box in the basement storage room, wrote the date on it (with a notation that the last one lasted 6 years), and screwed it in. Problem solved!

    Being the sort of bear I am, I can do all that with a completely straight face…

  • Bizarre Sink Styling

    cimg2620-peculiar-sinkOr, perhaps, what were they thinking?

    The lip around the sink works pretty well on the left side, but doesn’t stand a chance on the right.

    Although it’s not visible here, there’s a nice water stain on the floor in the corner, plus the runoff you’d expect down the right side of the sink.

    Nice styling, but …

  • Door Chocks

    Radial Arm Saw Setup
    Radial Arm Saw Setup

    So I volunteered to make 40-odd door chocks for the Marching Band’s motel stay in Syracuse: by edict, all room doors must remain open until lights out. You’re probably not astonished to hear that the kids can think up all manner of reasons why their room doors just sort of drifted shut…

    I contributed two battered maple library bookshelves (which my father salvaged from a flooded library three decades ago)  to the cause, whacked ’em into 5-inch chunks, then ripped each chunk into two wedges. Being the sort of bear I am, I had those suckers immobilized every which way from zero, with a push stick to make sure nothing exciting happened near my knuckles.

    Worked like a champ; nothing exciting happened at all. It just looks like the blade should suck the wedges into itself and fling ’em across the shop; they’re actually held in position from the outside and wind up quietly zinging against the blade without being caught.

    I applied my cute little corner-rounding plane to one of the wedges, did some mental math, then came to my senses: Mr Chock, meet Mr Belt Sander. Ten minutes later, they’re all done!

    A pleasant hour of shop time that made the whole basement smell of cut wood… which means that I’m breathing all those fine particles, even with the shopvac catching nearly everything else. Ran the lah-dee-dah radon reducer for a few hours, which helped a bit, and played with my upstairs toys for the rest of the afternoon.

  • What Every Christmas Tree Needs

    Santa's Magic Water Spout
    Santa's Magic Water Spout

    … a urinal?

    … a way to flood the floor while standing?

    … a dipstick!

    Saw this one at Adams. Judging from the display, they’re not rushing right out of the door just yet.

  • In Case of Accident

    If You Can Read This, Roll Me Over
    If You Can Read This, Roll Me Over

    Despite its general rotted-out nature (what with being a Jeep, that comes free), nobody’s had to follow the directions yet…

  • Fuse Failure

    Burned Fuse
    Burned Fuse

    The electric water heater in the rental house stopped working. I found this in the fusebox.

    Looks like it’d been simmering for a while!

    Fuses never (uh, rarely) fail as shorts, but sometimes they don’t fail open. The block and fuse box don’t look overheated and seem to be OK, but, sheesh…

  • Retirement Locations: How Can This Be?

    Came across one of those “best places to retire” planners and tapped in a few reasonable-sounding numbers & preferences for our alleged lifestyle of bicycling and low-stress living.

    The top ten results of a nationwide match:

    1. Wayne, NJ
    2. Jersey City, NJ
    3. Edison, NJ
    4. New York, NY
    5. Newark, NJ
    6. Uniondale, NY
    7. Hempstead, NY
    8. Monsey, NY
    9. Long Beach, CA
    10. North Laurel, MD

    As nearly as I can tell, the fix is in.

    Words fail me.