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Day: November 10, 2012

  • Ed’s High-Traction Pizza

    Our Larval Engineer, evidently planning to serve some genuine home-style pizza to her compadres, asked for the Official Recipe.

    It goes a little something like this…

    T minus 2.5 hours

    Blend (manually!) in mixer bowl:

    • 1 Tbsp    yeast (that’s two packets = crazy spendy → buy in bulk)
    • 1 Tbsp    brown sugar (or whatever sweet you have)
    • 1-1/2 C    warm water (1 minute in our microwave)

    Add on top of liquid:

    • 3 C    whole wheat flour
    • 1 C    white flour
    • 1 tsp    salt

    The original recipe called for:

    • 4 Tbsp    olive oil (or safflower, not vegetable / canola)
    • 1/2 C    additional flour only if you add oil

    Don’t stir, just pause 5 minutes until the yeast gets up & running.

    Run mixer until dough becomes rubbery and cleans the bowl.

    No mixer? Stir, stir, stir, then knead, knead, knead.

    Ed & Karen kneading bread dough - Raleigh 1995-ish
    Ed & Karen kneading bread dough – Raleigh 1995-ish

    (As you can see, she has experience kneading bread…)

    Cleave in twain, about 1 lb per lump.
    Oil mixer bowl & one lump, let rise.
    Flatten other lump in plastic bag & freeze for next week.

    Put 1 unit homebrew pizza sauce on counter to thaw.

    T minus 45 minutes

    Roll crust to fit pan, generously flour bottom, let rise on countertop.

    Grate cheese:

    • 2 oz    Sharp Provolone
    • 2 oz    Mozzarella
    • 3 oz    Monterey Jack

    Cube meat:

    • 2 oz    Ham
    • 4 oz    Turkey / pork / what have you

    Chop veggies:

    • handful    Broccoli tips (save stalks for tomorrow’s stir fry)
    • 1/2             Sweet pepper (Green / red)
    • 3                 Bunching onions (or small scallions, whatever)
    • 1 big          Mushroom (or 4 tiddly buttons)

    T minus 15 minutes

    Fire the Oven! to 500 F

    Flour bottom of crust, flop on pan
    Spread pizza sauce generously over crust, counter, walls, self
    Distribute meat / veggies
    Top with cheese

    Slide onto middle shelf of oven
    Set timer to 10 minutes if preheated, 12 minutes if not quite hot yet

    Clean utensils / counter / walls / self

    T minus zero

    Remove from oven (top should be brown & bubbling)
    Pause for coagulation
    Cut
    Distribute
    Nom on!

    The original recipe was about the same, plus foo-foo steps like putting oil in the dough, spreading cornmeal on the pan, oiling the crust before applying the sauce, and suchlike. You’ll need the book for all the details:

    The Complete Book of Pizza
    Louise Love
    Sassafras Press
    1980 (grin)

    I’m sure something different has come along in the last third of a century, but you’ll never hear it from me. Mostly, build a few, tweak the ingredients to suit your style / what’s on hand, and it’ll be all good.

    Enjoy…