- Never get a tattoo where the judge can see it
I suppose if you don’t understand the wisdom in that, there’s no point in trying to explain it. Perhaps this will suffice: put the slip of paper you were taking to the tattoo artist in a safe place, fast-forward two decades, then look at it again before flipping the read-only bit.
And “If you can read this, roll me over” tattooed above your rump is never appropriate…
The Smell of Molten Projects in the Morning 